What are you going to dress up as for Halloween .

keebler

Member
I thought there was a law against actually touching people. Guess not, that sucks, I hate clowns too.
 

t316

Active Member
Originally Posted by jennythebugg
http:///forum/post/2786647
lol they had to open the side door and tobin carried me out of a haunted house because i am terrified of clowns and there was a huge one with a chainsaw that grabbed me - i just dropped to the floor ,im not afraid to admit it either i peed myself....i hate clowns

Originally Posted by Keebler

http:///forum/post/2786679
I thought there was a law against actually touching people. Guess not, that sucks, I hate clowns too.
There may be, I don't know (I'm not the head cheese at this event), but I grab every person that comes by. Usually it's the last person in the group, because they are the least suspecting. They are following their crowd, and when they turn their back....

Don't feel bad jenny, I hate haunted houses as well. I refuse to go in them, as a customer. But put me on the other side.....
Iv'e seen grown men cry, women pee in their pants, I been cussed at, slapped, and once poked in the eyes. People do stupid stuff when fear sets in.....and I love every minute of it. I'm yet to see a customer walk back to the entrance and ask for their money back.
 

rotarymagic

Active Member
I'll probably go as a sexual predator clad in nylon jogging suit flying the honorable electric yellow, plum purple, blue-green green, safety orange (so many colors on 2 garments, you'd think it was a reef!), and white reebok hightops along with my white sweatband and bag of candy, pokemon cards, AND a puppy!!!
trick or treaters beware!!! I've got candy in my car bahahahahaha!
 

jennythebugg

Active Member
my dad went to an adult arty as a dirty old man - he had a baby ruth tied with a shoelace to his pants zipper - that was before he became an ordained minister though lol
 

sepulatian

Moderator
Originally Posted by T316
http:///forum/post/2786778
There may be, I don't know (I'm not the head cheese at this event), but I grab every person that comes by. Usually it's the last person in the group, because they are the least suspecting. They are following their crowd, and when they turn their back....

Don't feel bad jenny, I hate haunted houses as well. I refuse to go in them, as a customer. But put me on the other side.....
Iv'e seen grown men cry, women pee in their pants, I been cussed at, slapped, and once poked in the eyes. People do stupid stuff when fear sets in.....and I love every minute of it. I'm yet to see a customer walk back to the entrance and ask for their money back.
We have a place called "The Headless Horseman". My ex brother-in-law works there. He gets all painted up as a vicious clown. They are allowed to grab at people. At the end of the season awards are given out. One guy holds the record for causing people to expel the most bodily components. More than just waste. He has made them puke too...
I have never gone there. I get scared of scary music in a movie. I wouldn't make it to the driveway of that place
 

scotts

Active Member
Jenny, I absolutely love your story. I think I am going to be giggling about that all day.
T3, I never knew that about you. Too funny.

I have thought about what I am going to wear since last halloween. I have pretty much decided on a pair of Levis and either a T-shirt or a shirt with a collar. Then I am going to get a bowl of candy and when I open the door my catch phrase is going to be, "Here, take one!"
 

rotarymagic

Active Member
Originally Posted by jennythebugg
http:///forum/post/2787015
my dad went to an adult arty as a dirty old man - he had a baby ruth tied with a shoelace to his pants zipper - that was before he became an ordained minister though lol
oh come on now, how does this fly and my post got removed? Dirty old man is still a synonym for a type of sexual predator.
 
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