What can I keep?

coral keeper

Active Member
Originally Posted by PEZenfuego
http:///forum/post/3000093
Well I don't have a bb gun. I have a shot gun. I'm trying that now!...
Shattered pieces of glass all over the ground. My fish are lying there so I farted on them. Then I realized they were out of water so I started spitting on them.
Thanks for the advice! Now I am free and clear of my saltwater problems.
By the way when I sat down I got a few shards of glass up my cornhole, is that bad? Fish can live outside of water right?
dont spit on em! go get a cup and pee in it and add the fish! hurry!! they will live on land for a little bit.
 

pezenfuego

Active Member
Originally Posted by Coral Keeper
http:///forum/post/3000103
dont spit on em! go get a cup and pee in it and add the fish! hurry!! they will live on land for a little bit.
Okay, okay. I peed on them! Now what? Oh and when I farted on them I shart a little, is that okay?
 

coral keeper

Active Member
Originally Posted by PEZenfuego
http:///forum/post/3000107
Okay, okay. I peed on them! Now what? Oh and when I farted on them I shart a little, is that okay?
Go in the toilet and get some water from there. Its very clean water. then add the toilet water into a 10 gallon tank and add all the fish. some may ask why i said to pee on em, well pee is very good for them and sanitizes the fish from bad bugs and bacteria
 

pezenfuego

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I got a package this morning and I was wearing nothing but boxers. I went to pick the package up because I thought it was just left on the porch...well I had to sign for it. That was by far the fastest I've ever signed my name. The FedEx guy was smiling just a little too much.
 

salt life

Active Member
Originally Posted by PEZenfuego
http:///forum/post/3000117
I got a package this morning and I was wearing nothing but boxers. I went to pick the package up because I thought it was just left on the porch...well I had to sign for it. That was by far the fastest I've ever signed my name. The FedEx guy was smiling just a little too much.
I heard he named you lil woody after you saw him smiling at you
 

coral keeper

Active Member
Originally Posted by PEZenfuego
http:///forum/post/3000117
I got a package this morning and I was wearing nothing but boxers. I went to pick the package up because I thought it was just left on the porch...well I had to sign for it. That was by far the fastest I've ever signed my name. The FedEx guy was smiling just a little too much.
yay! hurry! go put the things u got into the tank with toilet water! hurry!
 

coral keeper

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Here is a picture of my tank. The picture is pretty old. it has soo much more pretty green corals on the the rocks! i sell it on the internet for $100 a frag. since the picture i added Blueface angel, 2 volatain lionfish, Emperor angel, Majestic angel, queen angel, 2 copper banded butterflys, 2 longnose butterflys, 3 marron clowns, chainlink eel, 3 frogfish longlures, panther grouper, nurse shark , 2 minatus groupers, flying fish, 3 lookdowns, bicolor parrotfish, porcupine puffer, spotted sweetlips, blond naso tang, purple tang, 3 blue naso tangs, and 3 yellow tangs.
tell me what you think!
 

pezenfuego

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Originally Posted by Salt Life
http:///forum/post/3000134
don't worry, he said he barely saw it. he just had a feelin something was trying to stand up but your boxers must be too heavy
Quite frankly that just hurts my feelings.
Originally Posted by Coral Keeper

http:///forum/post/3000136
Here is a picture of my tank. The picture is pretty old. it has soo much more pretty green corals on the the rocks! i sell it on the internet for $100 a frag. since the picture i added Blueface angel, 2 volatain lionfish, Emperor angel, Majestic angel, queen angel, 2 copper banded butterflys, 2 longnose butterflys, 3 marron clowns, chainlink eel, 3 frogfish longlures, panther grouper, nurse shark , 2 minatus groupers, flying fish, 3 lookdowns, bicolor parrotfish, porcupine puffer, spotted sweetlips, blond naso tang, purple tang, 3 blue naso tangs, and 3 yellow tangs.
tell me what you think!
I like it. Dude where'd you get that picture?
 

salt life

Active Member
PEZenfuego;3000140 said:
Quite frankly that just hurts my feelings.
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aww pez I'm sorry man, all jokes. We all have to start somewhere though, in no time you will be "hangin" with the big boys.
 
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