What is a stormtrooper?

[rberhow]

Originally Posted by ruaround
Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
Ummm, no he would be dead!!!!! I got one!!!!!

 

[ruaround]

Originally Posted by rberhow
Ummm, no he would be dead!!!!! I got one!!!!!

How far can a dog run into the woods???

 

[anthony17]

Half-way
After That The Dogs Running Out Of The Woods

 

[rberhow]

Originally Posted by ANTHONY17
Half-way
After That The Dogs Running Out Of The Woods
OOOOHHHH, looks like RU has met his match....I'm sitting on the edge of my seat to see how this turns out......

 

[ruaround]

Originally Posted by rberhow
OOOOHHHH, looks like RU has met his match....I'm sitting on the edge of my seat to see how this turns out......
detect a little sarcasm...lol
you have 2 coins in your hand that equal 55 cents and one of them is not a nickel what are the coins???

 

[rberhow]

a fifty cent piece and a nickel-one isn't a nickel but the other one is.......
and of course, no sarcasm.....i could never be sarcastic to the angel of the board

 

[ruaround]

Originally Posted by rberhow
i could never be sarcastic to the angel of the board

I dunno if I could handle that title or how appropriate it is...lol...

if a plane crashes on the mexico/US border where do you bury the survivors???

 

[rberhow]

you don't bury survivors

 

[darth tang]

Originally Posted by ANTHONY17
TRY THIS ONE...
There once was a race horse
That won great fame
What-do-you-think
Was the horse's name.

What is to try? You did not ask a question. You made a statement.
Darth (still waiting for the question) Tang

 

[jdragunas]

how much dirt is in a 6' wide, 6' deep, 6' long hole?

 

[ruaround]

Originally Posted by jdragunas
how much dirt is in a 6' wide, 6' deep, 6' long hole?
there isnt any dirt in the hole...lol
Is noon am or pm???

 

[bs21]

A man started to town with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat. He could only take one across at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How did he get them all safely over the stream?

 

[darth tang]

Actually for reference sake and military operations, noon is considered pm when you refer to 12 pm.
Darth (not a trick question) Tang

 

[jdragunas]

take the goose across and drop it off. go back, pick up the fox, take the fox across, drop it off, and pick up the goose. Take the goose back to the other side, drop it off, and pick up the corn. Take the corn across. go back and get the goose.

 

[jdragunas]

Originally Posted by ruaround
there isnt any dirt in the hole...lol
Is noon am or pm???
noon is pm... is this a trick question?

 

[darth tang]

No
Darth (a little faster than you) Tang

 

[ruaround]

take the chicken cuz the fox wont eat the corn, take the corn across take the chicken back to the side of the fox, leave the chicken take the fox, go back for the chicken...

 

[ruaround]

Originally Posted by jdragunas
noon is pm... is this a trick question?
actually noon is neither... am befor noon pm after noon...

 

[jdragunas]

i was answering the more difficult question first....
J(smarter than darth)D

 

[jdragunas]

Originally Posted by ruaround
actually noon is neither... am befor noon pm after noon...
then why do they say "12:00 pm"?