What is the worst advice you've ever heard?

tangman99

Active Member
Fortunately, I have a pretty good lfs, but I have heard some bad advice from them at times. You really need to know a little about what you want and about the hobby yourself before dealing with one. Of course, there are some that will help you do it right while others are in it just for the money.
Imagine what would happen if you went to an automobile dealership and walked up the sales guy and said, "I want to drive and I don't know anything about cars. What would work best for me." You would probably leave in an Escalade that you paid about $5,000 over MSRP complete with 4 spare tires, a bicycle bell bolted to the top of the steering wheel, and the special just for you that only cost $999.99 to have an exorcism performed to keep all evil spirits out of the vehicle. The salesman ever performs this personally by walking around the vehicle backwards three times then placing his hands upon the hood and shouting, "Demons, Come OUT!".
You then go home and log into the automobiles buyers forum and post what a great deal you just received on your new Escalade. We all know what happens then:
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Shouldn't the biker bell be on the bottom of the steering wheel so it does not block your view?
I was never offered the exercism option. I'm going to complain.
You dumbass, I got 5 spare tires for that price.
And finally, don't worry about putting gas in it, tapwater will work just fine (Sorry, I could not help myself.)
 
The LFS I go to doesn't give me a load of crap b/c they actually know what they are doing and they hire people who have been in this hobby for multiple years. They just don't hire these idiots who couldn't tell the difference between a green chromis and a chrome bumper.
I think another thing one should do before researching about saltwater aquariums and their needs is to research a place to that you can buy fish and equipment and that is of a good quality and knowledgable staff.
 
I have a great LFS exept for some of there advice...o get this piece it has nice polyps on it. AKA apitisa. Oh ya 2 tangs in your 30 will be fine
 

bioreefer

Member
I am glad one person is with me on this. but I just wanted to ask people if sometimes they have a hard time getting more of the diffcult stuff from your LFS b/c mine thinks if he cant handle it no one can this is starting become a problem for me. I want a pair of sea horses and a shark egg different tanks !! LOL he never been able to hatch a shark or keep a sea horse so he wont get it for me. I named him the damsel king that all he gets. Just wondering if anyone has this problem??????
 

broomer5

Active Member
LFS owner said "those people online don't know anything", then reached over to adjust his noisy Skilter :p
 

squidd

Active Member
I'm not for bashing for the sake of belittling or making fun of anyone...But when the topic of "The LFS" comes up some of the advice we hear is is so far off, it's funny... in a twisted sort of way.
I too get frustrated when I ask a slightly technical question or one that is a little more advanced then the basic "How much for this fish?" or "What kind of coral is this/What are it's requirements?" And I can TELL the guy is stumbling or guessing often giving me advice that could prove harmful to the fish or my tank.
Thats when it becomes "UN-funny"
To be fair maybe we should rename this thread ...
Whats the worst advice you ever Fell for?
I'll start...
"All you need is a Bottle of This..."

:cool:
 

mishka

Member
We have 2 great stores we go to. One has all our specs in his computer system so when we go in and ask questions, he can help up us if we forget what we have (like pump voltage, light wattage, etc). The other will show you his setups, tell you his honest opinion, and talk to you all day if you need it. He also suggets getting online and asking questions.
Then we have a 3rd that we go to, but we don't ask many questions, and we only get what we need. He is not into customer service, and won't answer questions. And I learned the hard way that you don't want to argue with him when you think he is in the wrong. But, sometimes he is the only store open when you need something right away. But, I can say the worst advice he gave us was the benefit of buying his protein skimmer for 100 over what we could get it online for was that he has customer service available! Ha!
 

squidd

Active Member

Originally posted by doodle1800
Bet on the Chicago Cubs to win the series against Boston.

That's gotta be the WORST advice I've heard yet...
But it did come from a LFS...:D :D :D
:cool:
 

marvida

Member
The tap water here is fine.
That Skilter 250 will be great on your 29.
Your 29 is the perfect size for that shark egg.
 

bioreefer

Member
st.louis cards!!!!! but I see cubs and sox's I wish/for the braves can we say no offence !!! but out standing pitching go CUBS!!!!
 
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