what is your christmas list?

alix2.0

alix2.0

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dear santa,
i have to say i think i really rocked the good girl thing this year, even if i slipped up one or two times. therefore, if you dont want me to go straight to sams club and buy a massive case of aqua net to spray at the ozone layer (melting your precious north pole), i would like for you to consider the following trinkets this holiday season. best wishes, alixandra.
return pump
hugh laurie
white sand
$$$$ for livestock
the worlds rarest truffle
red 69 el camino
neon pink 08 bug convertible
a good french III grade
new stapler
new jeans
new eyeliner
new laptop
new cell phone
ham & swiss sandwich
snickers bar
twiggy ramirez
a muzzle (for my little brother)
thanks... (as you can tell, im really trying to cut back this year.)
=)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY4fbFXnd8o
 
keebler

keebler

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So many presents...so little tiiime. Santa won't be coming by my house this year...because I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear...OH mama made it perfectly clear. Santa don't like bad boys...especially Jewish ones. G'nip G'nop and lego blocks are what I desired...so why'd I have to set the pizza guys hair on fire? I told him I was sorry...I'm a liar. So no toys for me...I don't deserve 'em. I couldn't wait for a big wheel as the holiday neared, but then I told my Grandma that she had a beard.
Dear Santa, I know what my problem is, why I can't be good. It's a fear of intamacy. You see my whole life whenever I meet someone great, like you...I tend to feel I'm getting too close to them and something inside me makes me wanna

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it up. So in a weird way, the reason I'm so bad is because i love you so much Santa.
Rock'em Sock'em Robots is what I was hoping for, but then I sent a death threat to vice president Gore. OH SANTA WON'T BE KNOCKING ON MY DOOR 'cause he's a big fat ?*&$#. What made me say that?
Chutes and Ladders would be so good indeed, so why'd I have to sell that cop a bag of (fill in the blank).
Santa won't you give me my Easy-bake oven. I swear I thought billy goats were made for lovin'
So Santa won't you accept my apologies, oh Santa can't you see that I'm begging you please. Oh santa next year I'll do you right. Live from New York...it's Saturday Nighhhhhhhhhhht!
 
zman1

zman1

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Actually nothing on my want list.
However, I plan on getting my wife an easy bake oven, if they still make them.
I have asked her before what did she want and never got for christmas as a kid. The only thing she has ever said was the EBO. I think she will be surpised if I can find one...
 
premilove

premilove

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6,000 gallon reef tank

oh and the rest of my college tuition for the next few years paid off.
man that would be a great xmas.
 
mimzy

mimzy

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a gift-cert to sephora
a rug for the diningroom
a couch for the livingroom
my hand to work again
 
jpc763

jpc763

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Originally Posted by zman1
http:///forum/post/2851684
Actually nothing on my want list.
However, I plan on getting my wife an easy bake oven, if they still make them.
I have asked her before what did she want and never got for christmas as a kid. The only thing she has ever said was the EBO. I think she will be surpised if I can find one...
That well known a u c t i o n site has several. Search "Vintage Easy Bake Oven" for the classic one. They also have a plastic one.
 
crimzy

crimzy

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I really don't want anything material. Just that my family stays happy and healthy, and that the people close to me don't suffer in the economic climate around here. Can I put on my list that I want things to stay exactly as they are?
Oh and BTW, I'm not Christian. But I do celebrate Christmas with my wife's family. Do I even get a list?
 
mimzy

mimzy

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Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2852133
I really don't want anything material. Just that my family stays happy and healthy, and that the people close to me don't suffer in the economic climate around here. Can I put on my list that I want things to stay exactly as they are?
Oh and BTW, I'm not Christian. But I do celebrate Christmas with my wife's family. Do I even get a list?
u get a Chanuka List, silly. That's what I posted. My Chanuka List.
 
crimzy

crimzy

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Originally Posted by Mimzy
http:///forum/post/2852134
u get a Chanuka List, silly. That's what I posted. My Chanuka List.
Is Chanuka Harry coming down my chimney for some seven layer cake and Manichevitz? I'm sooo excited now... I've got shpilkes.
 
kevin34

kevin34

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Originally Posted by alix2.0
http:///forum/post/2851616
dear santa,
i have to say i think i really rocked the good girl thing this year, even if i slipped up one or two times. therefore, if you dont want me to go straight to sams club and buy a massive case of aqua net to spray at the ozone layer (melting your precious north pole), i would like for you to consider the following trinkets this holiday season. best wishes, alixandra.
return pump
hugh laurie
white sand
$$$$ for livestock
the worlds rarest truffle
red 69 el camino
neon pink 08 bug convertible
a good french III grade
new stapler
new jeans
new eyeliner
new laptop
new cell phone
ham & swiss sandwich
snickers bar
twiggy ramirez
a muzzle (for my little brother)
thanks... (as you can tell, im really trying to cut back this year.)
=)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY4fbFXnd8o
french III is awful! hahaha my teacher this year is straight from Senegal. I cant understand him at all. He thinks every question I ask is a joke, laughs, and then walks away.
haha
 
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