If you don't like the off topics then don't read them, since there is no other place to post them then they get posted here. People are just trying to have a little fun with these off topics to get to know each other better.
Off topic posts are allowed and will be cleaned up or deleted after a day or two.
They pose not harm if kept in moderation.
I would suggest adding the letters "OT" to the subject line to designate an off topic post.
By the way .. I would be a giant 8 inch copepod on steroids.
I would like to be a big,all powerfull shark...HEY,That's what I am...I guess I'll have too think about this one...Is there anything more powerfull than a shark???That's what I want...