what's your worst holiday brawl with your family ?

jennythebugg

jennythebugg

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or even one that you heard about?
I had a cousin buck up to me tonight when I told her that her 3 yr old needed to keep the food in the kitchen when he slimed chocolate cookie down my mothers hallway and her guest room bed.
So it got me thinking someones gotta have a great story, or at least something for a good laugh
 
sepulatian

sepulatian

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My sister's kids are animals every year. They fart, burp, fight, etc. They are not as obnoxious after I say something. I don't like that. I LOVE babies, children, adolescents, but not demons from hell children. Especially at family functions or group gatherings.
 
scotts

scotts

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Originally Posted by sepulatian
http:///forum/post/2888422
My sister's kids are animals every year. They fart, burp, fight, etc. They are not as obnoxious after I say something. I don't like that. I LOVE babies, children, adolescents, but not demons from hell children. Especially at family functions or group gatherings.
I'm worry Sep but reading your post and then your sig. It sounds like you want to quarantine your sister's kids.
 
veni vidi vici

veni vidi vici

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LOL....
About 15 years ago i stopped by one of my good buddies houses for Thanksgiving.I hear a bunch of commotion inside so i just walked in.The dinning room table is on its side ,there is food on the walls and floor,and my buddies step dad is on the floor face down. Appearantly my bud ,his older brother,and their step dad had an argument about who was getting the other drumstick.The step dad got knocked out and the the two brothers where still fighting on the kitchen floor.
LMAO never give the Irish alcohol before dinner.
 
funkysean5

funkysean5

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About 3 years ago my brothers got into a HUGE fight because someone thought they were cheating in poker. Right in front of the kids....
 
hlcroghan

hlcroghan

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Everytime I hear about holiday brawls, I think about the movie The Ref...........that is the greatest Chrsitmas movie ever.......I watch it every year at least twice. and it never ever gets old...."Excuse me, the corpse still has the floor!!" LOLOL
 
jennythebugg

jennythebugg

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i dont know what it was about but many moons ago when my hometown odessa first got their hockey team ''the jackalopes'' my family were huge fans and went to all the practices and everything, well alot of the foreign guys couldnt go home for christmas so my mom and aunt invited them to ours and it was at my cousin stevens house - he had an open bar-they were loud- and rough- it was odd. that was the last year that a bar was allowed
 
alyssia

alyssia

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Originally Posted by Veni Vidi Vici
http:///forum/post/2888513
LOL....
About 15 years ago i stopped by one of my good buddies houses for Thanksgiving.I hear a bunch of commotion inside so i just walked in.The dinning room table is on its side ,there is food on the walls and floor,and my buddies step dad is on the floor face down. Appearantly my bud ,his older brother,and their step dad had an argument about who was getting the other drumstick.The step dad got knocked out and the the two brothers where still fighting on the kitchen floor.
LMAO never give the Irish alcohol before dinner.
 
keebler

keebler

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Ummm...Sep said the H word lol. Must be bad then. Well my family celebrates Festivus so one year during the feats of strenght, my brother beat the crap out of my cousin.
 
chilwil84

chilwil84

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nothing beats a full scale dog fight across a pile of presents, unless u count the one under the thanksgiving table during dinner.
 
reefraff

reefraff

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I don't know I'd call it a full on fight but I T bagged my oldest brother right after he finished his third plate of Thanksgiving dinner. Though his eyeballs were going to pop out his head. He responded by cracking me in the head with the telephone receiver, this was back in the 70's so the phones were those heavy cusses.
 
ironeagle2006

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This was back in the late 80's. My dad and I went to his sisters for Thanksgiving for the day to spend time with his family. Well here comes my Grnadma and from what I could see she was LOOKING TO START A FIGHT. However since my mother was not there that day she had to work and could not be there she decided to pick on my cousin Roach that is his Nickname. Well he went off on her and the gloves were OFF BIGTIME. By the time everything was said and done Grandma had stormed out of the house with Grandpa in tow Roach and his wife had left, my aunt was crying at the counter going WTF happened, and my dad and I were like mom would have loved to have seen this one.
I do not think we even got around to eating before the sparks started to fly that day.
 
fatcat

fatcat

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Originally Posted by reefraff
http:///forum/post/2891469
I don't know I'd call it a full on fight but I T bagged my oldest brother right after he finished his third plate of Thanksgiving dinner. Though his eyeballs were going to pop out his head. He responded by cracking me in the head with the telephone receiver, this was back in the 70's so the phones were those heavy cusses.
ROFL

My buddy did that to his friend when he was on the bench press at the gym, they just "rolled" in to his eye sockets.
 
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