Hee heee.. your answers are all hilarious!!!
Well, just the other day... I got a package from Fed Ex -- no, this wasn't a fish but it was from Sony (btw, I Love Sony Products). wELL, the driver happen to be the one who delivered my SWF.com order. I asked the Fed ex driver to knock feriously if they should see another SWF.com order (you have to accept the order on the first delivery attempt to be covered by their guarantee / or pick up at Fed Ex.)
well, he said that he supported his company (Fed Ex) on delicate deliveries in comparison to UPS etc. Oh.. I know.. I was asking him about shipping fish tanks and he told me that I would be better off with Fed Ex.
This probably doesnt help but I asked about shipping ... I bet if you ask the UPS guy, he may tell you something similar with their company.