Who has...

[celacanthr]

what is red on one side orange on another white on another blue on another green on another and yellow on another sometimes, but usually looks very rainbowish ( colorwise)?

 

[dougai]

a solved rubic cube

 

[celacanthr]

drat! ur turn!

 

[carshark]

remember this oldie but goodie?
whats white and black and red all over?

 

[celacanthr]

a penguin with a rash!

 

[carshark]

the newspaper..

 

[celacanthr]

yeah i know its the newspaper, just wanted to make a funny, guess i didn't succeed.

 

[carshark]

jimmy and sally were found dead on the floor. they were surrounded in a pool of water and glass. there is an open window. how did jimmy and sally die and who are they?

 

[celacanthr]

there was a flash flood?

 

[surfer11]

if your in a room with no doors and the only things in it are a desk and a mirror how do you get out

 

[surfer11]

Originally Posted by carshark
jimmy and sally were found dead on the floor. they were surrounded in a pool of water and glass. there is an open window. how did jimmy and sally die and who are they?
did someone sneak in through the window and murder them while they were drinking a glass of water

 

[celacanthr]

you put the chair on the desk and climb out through the ventilation duct.

 

[surfer11]

Originally Posted by CELACANTHr
you put the chair on the desk and climb out through the ventilation duct.
nope

 

[celacanthr]

you go out the same way you came in?

 

[surfer11]

Originally Posted by CELACANTHr
you go out the same way you came in?
no

 

[celacanthr]

you break the window with the chair?
if not i give up!1

 

[surfer11]

no you look in the mirror see what you saw take the saw and cut the desk in half two halfs make a whole crawl through the hole

 

[celacanthr]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

 

[surfer11]

you go

 

[surfer11]

heres one ,A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?