teeny
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Originally Posted by Whitey
Ummm,
I would much rather be male, for most of the obvious reasons.
For every gross man, there is a disgusting woman, so the men are disgusting thing doesn't really fly.
Women have a lot more crap they gotta deal with, and I think society favors the men,[/COLOR] we let you think that society favors men, that way we get away with not getting speeding tickets and using our boobs to make you dummys pay for our drinks allllll night!!!
I like to be capable of walking down the street alone, and not being fearful.
I like peeing standing up. And I like not having to complain if the seat is left up. You're a big girl, if it's up, put it down. we know how to do it but it just gives us another reason to nag at you during the football game so that you miss MOST of it!!
I like not thinking I'm fat every day of my life. no but you do worry about about the size of your P and YES size does count!!!! also if you last less then 2 minutes.....you better believe we are laughing at you behind your back and telling our friends!!!
I like not paying $100 to have my hair cut, only have my girlfriend not notice.
Sometimes we (men) are not thinking about you (women), live with it.
yeah that is usually the same with us women and it is usually when you are thinking that you are giving the "best" night of our lives!! FYI: the noises you are hearing are us trying not to laugh out load!!
I understand nearly ever aspect of football and can clearly define the infield fly rule in baseball. Most women can't.
If I want something, I ask for it. Women don't understand this. They give hints, and that is dumb.
Men understand that "yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost any question.
I can check my own oil. sp can we but we would rather let a man get dirty doing it.
We understand that the best time to say something is during the commercials.
And something I'd like to tell my wife that no woman has ever understood: If something a man says can be interpreted in two different ways and one of them made you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
Now I gotta go and try to decide what I want for dinner so when the wife calls, I can tell her.
so she can tell you to take it out, thaw it and make sure it is ready when she gets home!! Good for you!!!!
Ummm,
I would much rather be male, for most of the obvious reasons.
For every gross man, there is a disgusting woman, so the men are disgusting thing doesn't really fly.
Women have a lot more crap they gotta deal with, and I think society favors the men,[/COLOR] we let you think that society favors men, that way we get away with not getting speeding tickets and using our boobs to make you dummys pay for our drinks allllll night!!!
I like to be capable of walking down the street alone, and not being fearful.
I like peeing standing up. And I like not having to complain if the seat is left up. You're a big girl, if it's up, put it down. we know how to do it but it just gives us another reason to nag at you during the football game so that you miss MOST of it!!
I like not thinking I'm fat every day of my life. no but you do worry about about the size of your P and YES size does count!!!! also if you last less then 2 minutes.....you better believe we are laughing at you behind your back and telling our friends!!!
I like not paying $100 to have my hair cut, only have my girlfriend not notice.
Sometimes we (men) are not thinking about you (women), live with it.
yeah that is usually the same with us women and it is usually when you are thinking that you are giving the "best" night of our lives!! FYI: the noises you are hearing are us trying not to laugh out load!!
I understand nearly ever aspect of football and can clearly define the infield fly rule in baseball. Most women can't.
If I want something, I ask for it. Women don't understand this. They give hints, and that is dumb.
Men understand that "yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost any question.
I can check my own oil. sp can we but we would rather let a man get dirty doing it.
We understand that the best time to say something is during the commercials.
And something I'd like to tell my wife that no woman has ever understood: If something a man says can be interpreted in two different ways and one of them made you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
Now I gotta go and try to decide what I want for dinner so when the wife calls, I can tell her.
so she can tell you to take it out, thaw it and make sure it is ready when she gets home!! Good for you!!!!
