Wife sent me this, but don't look if you don't like bashing men...

crimzy

crimzy

Active Member
He Said To Me. I Said To Him
He said to me. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
put in it. I said to him. You wear pants don't you?
He said to me. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said. That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said to me. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave you? I said to him. Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him. They don't have time
He said to me. How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper? I said to him. We don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and Good- looking? I said to him. They already have boyfriends.
He said to me. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is
every night? Is said to him. A widow.
He said to me. Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge, and
go to bed.. Married women come home, see what's in bed,
and go to the fridge.
 
pezenfuego

pezenfuego

Active Member
Originally Posted by Mimzy
http:///forum/post/2929923
trying 2 redeem urself crimzy?
...this is a pretty cheap trick.

I think he's just misunderstood. I like this one:
He said to me. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and Good- looking? I said to him. They already have boyfriends.
 
coral keeper

coral keeper

Active Member
Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2929919
He Said To Me. I Said To Him
He said to me. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
put in it. I said to him. You wear pants don't you?
He said to me. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said. That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said to me. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave you? I said to him. Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him. They don't have time
He said to me. How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper? I said to him. We don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and Good- looking? I said to him. They already have boyfriends.
He said to me. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is
every night? Is said to him. A widow.
He said to me. Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge, and
go to bed.. Married women come home, see what's in bed,
and go to the fridge.
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

Active Member
Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2929919
He said to me. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and Good- looking? I said to him. They already have boyfriends.

Show me a guy that has ever asked this and I will show you the most intriguing gerbil maze in the same guy's home.
 
sepulatian

sepulatian

Moderator
Originally Posted by Mimzy
http:///forum/post/2930685
....i really don't understand why this is any better than calling women pathetic.
Mimz, don't tell me that some of it isn't true. I am picturing an older couple that have been married for like 20 years.
 
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