gliderjohn
Member
The other day as Dori (Jeanheckle) and I were out running errands, one of the Eagles greatest hits began playing from her MP3 player.
As I listened to the tune, another set of lyrics began to form in my mind - one that seemed to precisely describe her (and, uh, my) new found addiction.
Sung to the tune of "All She Wants To Do Is Dance", it goes something like this...
She's buying up the corals
And puttin' 'em in her tank,
And all she wants to do is frag, frag.
Reefers being reefers since I don't know when
And all she wants to do is frag.
A yellow watchman goby is the next fish on her list
And all she wants to do is frag.
And a wild eyed Pistol shrimpie
That's not afraid to die
And all she wants to do is -
All she wants to do is frag!
I could go on, but I think you get the picture!
Sorry, just had to share.
As I listened to the tune, another set of lyrics began to form in my mind - one that seemed to precisely describe her (and, uh, my) new found addiction.
Sung to the tune of "All She Wants To Do Is Dance", it goes something like this...
She's buying up the corals
And puttin' 'em in her tank,
And all she wants to do is frag, frag.
Reefers being reefers since I don't know when
And all she wants to do is frag.
A yellow watchman goby is the next fish on her list
And all she wants to do is frag.
And a wild eyed Pistol shrimpie
That's not afraid to die
And all she wants to do is -
All she wants to do is frag!
I could go on, but I think you get the picture!
Sorry, just had to share.
