socal57che
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You can't be first.................
But you could be next!
But you could be next!
Worst pick up lines
- Thread starter petieaztec
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oceanists
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Originally Posted by Michelle L
I had to visit the local unemployment office once, and as I sat waiting for my name to be called so I could talk to a rep, some skeevy guy sat down beside me.
He looked at me and said, "So.... are you unemployed?" I about busted a gut. Is that how unemployed guys hit on girls? Where would we go for a date...job hunting?
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I had to visit the local unemployment office once, and as I sat waiting for my name to be called so I could talk to a rep, some skeevy guy sat down beside me.
He looked at me and said, "So.... are you unemployed?" I about busted a gut. Is that how unemployed guys hit on girls? Where would we go for a date...job hunting?
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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tizzo
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Originally Posted by petieaztec
I will go first.
this guy told me once that my booty looked fat that day!! Note to self: to a white girl that is offensive ok! I worked out for the next week everyday.
Pet, lemme clarify... Not "FAT" but "P.H.A.T" That stands for pretty hot and tempting!!!
You worked out for nothing!!
Let's see, when I worked security at the hospital, about every single guy asked me to put him in cuffs, or made some stupid comment about me arresting them.
"What does your husband do" is a classic that I've always hated.
I will go first.
this guy told me once that my booty looked fat that day!! Note to self: to a white girl that is offensive ok! I worked out for the next week everyday.
Pet, lemme clarify... Not "FAT" but "P.H.A.T" That stands for pretty hot and tempting!!!
You worked out for nothing!!
Let's see, when I worked security at the hospital, about every single guy asked me to put him in cuffs, or made some stupid comment about me arresting them.
"What does your husband do" is a classic that I've always hated.
fishboy091
Member
i got some...you know what would look good on you? me.
are you tired? cuz you been runnin through my mind all day(i used that on my girlfriend. lol).
if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together.
do you have a map? cause i keep getting lost in your eyes.
wouldnt wee look good on a wedding cake together?
what time is it? ok, i just wanted to know the exact time that i met you(that might work :thinking: )
are you tired? cuz you been runnin through my mind all day(i used that on my girlfriend. lol).
if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together.
do you have a map? cause i keep getting lost in your eyes.
wouldnt wee look good on a wedding cake together?
what time is it? ok, i just wanted to know the exact time that i met you(that might work :thinking: )
michelle l
Member
Okay, here's a question....guys, what's the worst pick up line that's ever been used on you by a girl? (Just wanting to see if guys actually think that there are bad pick up lines.)
darth tang
Active Member
I had a friend of mine that used the same line all the time. It worked about 60% of the time no matter what style of girl he was hitting on. The other 40% he got slapped.
The line is as follows:
I know I am sort of ugly, but I was wondering if you would want to (explicit word) me in the next couple of hours!
The line is as follows:
I know I am sort of ugly, but I was wondering if you would want to (explicit word) me in the next couple of hours!
darth tang
Active Member
Originally Posted by Mimzy
....and deserved it
I thought the same thing. I was even more shocked however when it worked........
....and deserved it
I thought the same thing. I was even more shocked however when it worked........
cowfishrule
Active Member
all ya'll missed the most classic p/u line
"whats ya sign?"
"whats ya sign?"
37g joe
Member
At my bachelors party we gont one of my grooms men to go up to a girl and say
" Do you belive in love at first site? Or should I walk by again."
The girl could not stop lauphing good thing he had a few drinks so he wasnt too imbaressed.
And to michelles Question:
I dont mind going to miovies by my self actually I enjoy it well one time I was going into a movie theater and a Girl sittin on a bench Said " Thats a pretty hot leather Jacket wana take me to a movie?" at first I did not know what to say cause I was caught off gaurd then I said " Uhhh NO." and kept walking she called me some pretty bad words but she was a hooch.
" Do you belive in love at first site? Or should I walk by again."
The girl could not stop lauphing good thing he had a few drinks so he wasnt too imbaressed.
And to michelles Question:
I dont mind going to miovies by my self actually I enjoy it well one time I was going into a movie theater and a Girl sittin on a bench Said " Thats a pretty hot leather Jacket wana take me to a movie?" at first I did not know what to say cause I was caught off gaurd then I said " Uhhh NO." and kept walking she called me some pretty bad words but she was a hooch.
ruaround
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Originally Posted by Michelle L
Okay, here's a question....guys, what's the worst pick up line that's ever been used on you by a girl? (Just wanting to see if guys actually think that there are bad pick up lines.)
I had a girl say this to me more than once..."Iknow you want to buy me a drink..."
Okay, here's a question....guys, what's the worst pick up line that's ever been used on you by a girl? (Just wanting to see if guys actually think that there are bad pick up lines.)
I had a girl say this to me more than once..."Iknow you want to buy me a drink..."
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tizzo
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Originally Posted by ruaround
I had a girl say this to me more than once..."Iknow you want to buy me a drink..."
But you did didn't you??
I had a girl say this to me more than once..."Iknow you want to buy me a drink..."
But you did didn't you??
pbienkiewi
Member
You want to play carpenter.We'll get hammered; then i"ll nail you...........
michelle l
Member
Originally Posted by ruaround
Not everytime!!! but yes I have, and felt like a freakin idiot after she got her drink and went back to hang out with her friends... DOOH
What a B^%$$!!
I'd never do that to you, ruaround. I'd hang out and talk about fish!!
Not everytime!!! but yes I have, and felt like a freakin idiot after she got her drink and went back to hang out with her friends... DOOH
What a B^%$$!!
I'd never do that to you, ruaround. I'd hang out and talk about fish!!
