Yo Momma Jokes

catawaba

catawaba

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Keep 'em decent, but post 'em!
The one I always remember is:
Your momma's so ugly; When she was a kid, we had to tie a pork chop around her neck just to get the DOG to play with her.
 
ruaround

ruaround

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yo mama is so dumb she took a spoon to the Super Bowl...
yo mamas teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down...
yo mama is so fat she bleeds gravy...
more to come... heh...
 
ruaround

ruaround

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one of my favorites...
yo mama is so dumb it took her 3 hours to watch 60 minutes...
yo mama is so dumb she took a jigsaw puzzle back cuz she thought it was broken...
 
saltn00b

saltn00b

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yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house
yo mama so fat, each butt cheek has its own zip code!
yo mama so fat, when she walks, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milkdud!
yo mama so fat, when she wore a malcom X shirt the other day, a helicopter tried to land on her!
 
tx reef

tx reef

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Yo mama so dumb she sold the car for gas money.....
Yo mama so dumb she thought menopause was a button on the stereo...
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car...
 
jam1e

jam1e

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yo mama is so dumb, on her resume under education she put hooked on Phonix
yo mama is so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed
yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone
 
royal gang

royal gang

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heres an original one lol;
yo mamas so fat she play's pool with the planets
heres a stupid one;
yo mamas so fat she's world wide
yo mamas so fat she doesn't need the internet
; i think that's sorta the same lol
 
catawaba

catawaba

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Originally Posted by alyssia
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to school she sat next to everybody
LOL!!! :hilarious
 
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