Classical music, loud in headphones, as it syncs with peoples movements around me.
My children, as they are 3 and 5, having their "off the wall" conversations.
Daughter (3) to son: Ewww, you just let a stink bomb!
Son (5) to daughter: Maili, I didn't fart, it was just my butt blowing off a little steam, because I am mad at you!
(Where in the He*# do kids come up with this stuff??? But I do have to admit, my first thought was, Micah is fighting dirty using chemical warfare!!!!)