That's sad.
There was a kid up in NY somewhere by the name of Adolf Hitler.... The bakery there refused to make his birthday cake that read "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler" I mean - c'mmon, it's the boys name for crying out loud.
Anyways... here's something else that a can't fix stupid thread needs...
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/16-amish-face-ohio-trial-beard-cutting-attacks-17082672?page=2#.UD0F9qNvD80