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  1. phatphish

    What to do with 29G

    29Gold? Buy a cape and a wizards hat.
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    Sexual Techniques

    This isn't childish at all. Are we not allowed to express our sexual opinions on here? I'm also still here because the mods are obviously sexually attracted and can relate too.
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    I Love

    No I usually pass out shortly afterwards and then the docs sew it back on.
  4. phatphish

    The New Clowns and Goby arrived today!!!

    Inline you look like the creepy janitor that used to walk around my old school.
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    I sold two fish today

    You are just in denial, admit you are a gay fish and go home.
  6. phatphish

    Is is possible my fish have problems

    Originally Posted by SpawnMe No. I called one fishy and the other one Boo Boo. Why does that matter ? Sounds like classic gay fish to me.
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    I Love

    I cut mine off and use it as bait when I go fishing.
  8. phatphish

    Have you ever been...

    Originally Posted by Firestorm wow...ok, say bye bye to the *children* But, but we're still here. Motherfucking gay fish
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    I've realised something.

    Motherfucking gay fish
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    Is is possible my fish have problems

    Did you name your fish Kanye?
  11. phatphish

    The New Clowns and Goby arrived today!!!

    Punch it in it's smug face.
  12. phatphish

    Is this bristle worm bad?

    That worm would get it tbf.
  13. phatphish

    Do you like fishsticks?

    Originally Posted by Kanye No im not you idiot! I'm a fcking lyrical wordsmith. What the fck are you? Do you like fishsticks?
  14. phatphish

    Sexual Techniques

    Originally Posted by Firestorm Ibtl What on earth does this mean?
  15. phatphish

    Have you ever been...

    Tell you what, I see their beady little eyes looking in two different directions, mouths open wide and I just want to take them there and then. I'm banned from 19 aquariums across the country.
  16. phatphish

    Very weird worm

    It's your wang. What do you think it does at night.
  17. phatphish

    I Trimmed the Center Brace, now my tank's bowing!!

    Are you implying you've spoken to them? Craaaazy man.
  18. phatphish

    Do you like fishsticks?

    Originally Posted by Kanye No i'm not gay and i'm definitely not a fish. I'm a genius, voice of a generation. No but you said you like fishsticks. You're a gay fish.
  19. phatphish

    Sexual Techniques

    I've recently admitted the fact that I am a gay fish and now I'm trying to engage in sexual activity with the fish in my pond. Can anybody give me some techniques on how to get the ball rolling? I'm a bit nervous, probably fear of rejection. Thanks.
  20. phatphish

    Do you like fishsticks?

    Originally Posted by Kanye Yes, i do. What are you? A gay fish?
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