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pezenfuego

pezenfuego

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stay in school
don't do drugs
take a bite out of crime
only you can prevent forest fires.
hug a tree
save the whales
an apple a day keeps the doctor away
don't eat yellow snow
remember to spay and neuter your pets
 
ruaround

ruaround

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never lick a steak knive...
dont open a beer bottle wth your teeth...
eat your veggies...
dont contribute to the delinquency of a minor...
dont encourage ignorant people...
ohhh crap... i just did the last two...
 
nw2salt08

nw2salt08

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Don't run out into the street
Don't put foreign objects in your orifaces
Eat all your dinner
Don't run in the halls
Raise your hand
Sit up straight
If you cross your eyes long enough, they'll stay that way
Don't sit too close to the tv or you'll have eye problems
Don't look directly at the sun or you'll go blind
 
kspops

kspops

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Don't run with shears (sicsors {sp})
Don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been
I can think of others, but do not know the rules of the post...
 
bionicarm

bionicarm

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If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. (water conservation tip)
Don't lick a frozen flag pole.
If Objects Are Closer Than They Appear in your rearview mirror, they probably are.
Cow Tipping is a myth.
If a tree falls down in the forest, and you're not around, does it make a sound?
Your own F@rts never seem to smell as bad as someone elses.
Don't drink and drive.
I don't drink beer often. But when I do, I drink Dos Equis. Stay thirsty my friends...
 
flpriest

flpriest

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Originally Posted by ReefForBrains
http:///forum/post/3076782
It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose...

Take all you want, but eat what you take.
NO double dipping
Help a friend in need.
Do onto others, (you finish how you like)
Don't date your best friends girl friend
Hug your parents every time you see them.
 
tangman99

tangman99

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Don't tug on Superman's cape
Don't speed into the wind
Don't pull the mask of the ole Lone Ranger
and don't mess around with Jim
 
coral keeper

coral keeper

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run if front of cars
catch forests on fire
break houses down
scare innocent people as they pass a bush
run across a busy freeway
go bungy jumping by using rope instead of the rubbery rope :p
put jaw breakers in the microwave
make dry ice bombs and throw it in a busy street filled with people
 
coral keeper

coral keeper

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buy a bunch of illegal fire works and shoot them up in your back yard
spend all your money on fire works
just overall blow stuff up :p
throw stink bombs in the girls bathroom :p
 
alix2.0

alix2.0

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Originally Posted by Coral Keeper
http:///forum/post/3076943
run if front of cars
catch forests on fire
break houses down
scare innocent people as they pass a bush
run across a busy freeway
go bungy jumping by using rope instead of the rubbery rope :p
put jaw breakers in the microwave
make dry ice bombs and throw it in a busy street filled with people

Originally Posted by Coral Keeper
http:///forum/post/3076961
buy a bunch of illegal fire works and shoot them up in your back yard
spend all your money on fire works
just overall blow stuff up :p
throw stink bombs in the girls bathroom :p
i hope you do all these things frequently.
never put a firecracker up your butt and light the fuse.
(unless your name is moses.)
 
coral keeper

coral keeper

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Originally Posted by alix2.0
http:///forum/post/3076999
i hope you do all these things frequently.
never put a firecracker up your butt and light the fuse.
(unless your name is moses.)
Yes mam, I do those things frequently.

Wooohooo! I'm special!!
 
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