And In Other News "Chuck Norris Returns From Vacationing in Pakistan"

[bigarn]

That is all.

 

[aquaknight]

Chuck Norris made his first paper airplane when he was six years old.......... it landed yesterday.

 

[1guydude]

You should change this title to Chuck Norris jokes lol...
When chuck Norris does push ups, he actually pushes the earth down!
When Chuck Norris was born, he punched his way out of the abdomen. Thus creating the C section! LOL
ya that's all she wrote for me LOL

 

[socal57che]

Chuck beat the sun in a staring contest.
Monsters check under their bed for Chuck Norris.

 

[darthtang aw]

Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.

 

[meowzer]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Darthtang AW http:///forum/thread/385485/and-in-other-news-chuck-norris-returns-from-vacationing-in-pakistan#post_3381003
Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.
YAYYYY Jack Bauer.....I sure miss that show

 

[darthtang aw]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Jack Bauer meanwhile did something important.

 

[1guydude]

who the *&^% is jack baeur lol, he must be before my time!

 

[meowzer]

Quote:
Originally Posted by 1guyDude http:///forum/thread/385485/and-in-other-news-chuck-norris-returns-from-vacationing-in-pakistan#post_3381404
who the *&^% is jack baeur lol, he must be before my time!
Don't tell me you never heard of the tv series "24"
It was the BEST DAMN show in a long time....BUT now it is gone

 

[1guydude]

o im sry to hear this.... i dont really watch much tv. Yes i think ive heard of 24, its kinda like CSI or Law and Order im guessing.....

 

[meowzer]

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Originally Posted by 1guyDude http:///forum/thread/385485/and-in-other-news-chuck-norris-returns-from-vacationing-in-pakistan#post_3381407
o im sry to hear this.... i dont really watch much tv. Yes i think ive heard of 24, its kinda like CSI or Law and Order im guessing.....

NOOOO and stop guessing....LOL....Jack Bauer saved the world time after time.....he was DA MAN.....LOL......I never missed a show and OWN all of the seasons....Poor guy was freakin tortured liek you wouldn;t believe....betrayed by his own country...YET still saved it OVER AND OVER

 

[al&burke]

And he is Canadian, that is why he drinks so much, LOL

 

[1guydude]

Quote:
NOOOO and stop guessing
LOL im sry!!!! Even this guy at work says i jump to conclusions lol( he actually said this today) ....my bad! Hmmm sounds interesting, is this an old show. If so i dont think the seasons would be a lot of $. I might have to get the 1st season!

 

[al&burke]

It is a great show I have watched every season.

 

[meowzer]

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Originally Posted by 1guyDude http:///forum/thread/385485/and-in-other-news-chuck-norris-returns-from-vacationing-in-pakistan#post_3381416
LOL im sry!!!! Even this guy at work says i jump to conclusions lol( he actually said this today) ....my bad! Hmmm sounds interesting, is this an old show. If so i dont think the seasons would be a lot of $. I might have to get the 1st season!
NO...last year was the last season and there were 8 seasons.....IMO worth the money to buy them......look on e-bay or amazon

 

[socal57che]

Dude...don't feel bad. I missed every single episode.

 

[1guydude]

lol no i dont feel bad...it just sounds like an alright show. Did u mean to watch it socal? If the 1st seasons not that expensive, ill prob pick it up!

 

[meowzer]

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Originally Posted by socal57che http:///forum/thread/385485/and-in-other-news-chuck-norris-returns-from-vacationing-in-pakistan#post_3381457
Dude...don't feel bad. I missed every single episode.

LOL...don't forget to mention you don't have T.V.

 

[socal57che]

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Originally Posted by meowzer http:///forum/thread/385485/and-in-other-news-chuck-norris-returns-from-vacationing-in-pakistan#post_3381514
LOL...don't forget to mention you don't have T.V.
Ummm, oh yeah.