Bumper sticker sayings

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tizzo

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If you get any closer, I will flick a booger onto your windshield.
 
reefraff

reefraff

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On the back of a van a girl I knew had
"Don't laugh, you son may be in here"
On the back of a jacked up 4 x 4
"Can't stop, just smile as you go under"
On the back of a VW bus, and I couldn't believe it
A picture of Bush with the caption "Take that Hippie, 4 more years"
Now that was funny.
 
laust

laust

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some of my favorites..
- " shut up hippy "
- bad cop
no donut
- yes this is my truck, no, i wont help you move.
 
salty tank

salty tank

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Originally Posted by matty0h_52
If you can read this- then the

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fell off.
Some huge 300lb guy was wareing it on a Harley

My dad has a shirt that says that. He rides a harley but hes not fat
 
tim_12

tim_12

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I saw this one in a store once. I thought it would be funny to slap on the back of a school bus.
"I swerve for children"
 
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tizzo

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It was not a bumper sticker, but rather written into the dirt on the vehicle.
"If only my wife were this dirty"
 
scotts

scotts

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Just saw this on a sweatshirt in one of those catalogs that all of us get at this time of year.
What happens at Grandma's house STAYS at Grandma's house.
 
ruaround

ruaround

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Originally Posted by jdragunas
i agree... :notsure:

Eschew Obfuscation = avoid being confused
"honk if your horn doesnt work" thought it was dumb but couldnt help but laugh
today I saw a big dogde truck with a bunch of jesus/religious stickers on the passenger side, and on the driver side a bunch of nascar stickers and a calvin leaking on a chevy symbol...
 
corally

corally

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save the earth, plant a Bush back in Texas (at election time)
my mom's an honor roll student at the middle school
 
reefraff

reefraff

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Just saw these today
"The democrats are so full of ----
they need 2 Johns"
"The W stands for what am I doing here?"
 
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