There's this kid that goes to my school, HUGE nerd. Anyway, he constantly sings this song that was written by Spock and is about Lord of the Rings. Holy crap, I used to sit next to him and I have the flippin song memorized...I HATE lord of the rings. It goes a little something like this: In the middle of the earth in the land of shire lives a brave little hobbit who we all admire. Long wooden pipe, fuzzy frilly toes, lives in a hobbit hole and everybody knows him. BILBO! BiLBO! BILBO BAGGINS, bravest little hobbit of them all. Bilbo, bilbo, bilbo baggins, only 3 feet tall...there's more, but I've tortured you guys enough.