Crush My Hopes and Dreams!

pezenfuego

Active Member
This is a simple game.
One person makes a wish then the next person thinks of a bad consequence that could happen when the wish is granted. If a wish can't be corrupted, then you could just say "not granted". But of course...EVERYTHING has good and bad consequences.
Here is an Example
Person 1
: I wish my fish would never die.
Person2
: Granted, but every invert in your tank dies.
I wish I had a 4000 gallon tank
Person3
: Granted, but every fish you buy for that tank will die within 2 hours.
I wish I had a million dollars...
and so forth.
So...I will start.
I wish I had a Crowdog (half crow/half dog CACAW!).
 

bionicarm

Active Member
Grantd, he can't because he has no imagination.
I wish SWF would ban all political threads (including mine)
 

flower

Well-Known Member
Originally Posted by bionicarm
http:///forum/post/3117406
Grantd, he can't because he has no imagination.
I wish SWF would ban all political threads (including mine)
Granted, but then they wouldn't hold any more winners of post counts.
I wish I had won...
 

flower

Well-Known Member
Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/3117456
Granted, but now you will be banned from the site.
I wish people didn't annoy me.
Granted...but now you will be stalked instead...
I wish I lived in Florida by the ocean, so I could get good live sand.
 

alix2.0

Active Member
granted, but youll drown in quicksand as a karmic punishment for illegal collection.
i wish everyone would die.
 

pezenfuego

Active Member
Originally Posted by Coral Keeper
http:///forum/post/3117662
Granted, but "everyone" includes you, so, you'd die as well.
I wish I had superpowers.
Granted but your superhero name would be Dyson and your superpowers would only include the ability to suck.
I wish I was taller.
 

salt life

Active Member
Originally Posted by PEZenfuego
http:///forum/post/3117711
Granted but your superhero name would be Dyson and your superpowers would only include the ability to suck.
I wish I was taller.
when your out in public do you look at girls or guys?
 

salt life

Active Member
Originally Posted by jennythebugg
http:///forum/post/3117733
granted , now get me all the stuff off the top shelf !
i wish i had a really superfast car
granted, but everyday you drive it there will be tons of traffic so you can't go fast.
i wish i had a bronco
 

pezenfuego

Active Member
Originally Posted by Salt Life
http:///forum/post/3117741
granted, but everyday you drive it there will be tons of traffic so you can't go fast.
i wish i had a bronco
Granted, but all the footballs in the world will be destroyed so the Broncos will never win

I wish I was as cool as Coral Keeper.
 

meowzer

Moderator
Originally Posted by Salt Life
http:///forum/post/3117741
granted, but everyday you drive it there will be tons of traffic so you can't go fast.
i wish i had a bronco
granted, but it will throw you off and you will break your back
I wish I was 15 again
 

flower

Well-Known Member
Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/3117756
granted, but it will throw you off and you will break your back
I wish I was 15 again
granted, but you will be unpopular and have zits.
I wish I was retired already and didn't have to go to work
 

flower

Well-Known Member
Originally Posted by PEZenfuego
http:///forum/post/3117752
Granted, but all the footballs in the world will be destroyed so the Broncos will never win

Bronco is a horse or car

I wish I was as cool as Coral Keeper.
Granted...enough said

You seemed to have gotten passed over..I wish for that not to happen again.
 
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