describe your farts

el guapo

el guapo

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300 grams of protein via protein shakes,200 grams of Creatine 3 egg's , chicken for lunch , chicken for dinner . It smells like somebody was in the midst of giving a skunk a perm when they decided to stop and stuff it up a dead chickens rear .
 
flower

flower

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Originally Posted by EL GUAPO
http:///forum/post/3082096
300 grams of protein via protein shakes,200 grams of Creatine 3 egg's , chicken for lunch , chicken for dinner . It smells like somebody was in the midst of giving a skunk a perm when they decided to stop and stuff it up a dead chickens rear .


 
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dragonzim

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This thread coming from the guy that ripping on the tokers in the other thread....

That being said, mine are usually bad enough to make the dog get up and leave the room!!
 
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dragonzim

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Originally Posted by bigarn
http:///forum/post/3082140
no clue .. ?
Sorry bigarn. Didnt look closely enough at the name of the original poster. Thought it was someone else. I deleted that post....
That being said, mine are usually bad enough to make the dog get up and leave the room!
 
roadie996

roadie996

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Originally Posted by EL GUAPO
http:///forum/post/3082096
300 grams of protein via protein shakes,200 grams of Creatine 3 egg's , chicken for lunch , chicken for dinner . It smells like somebody was in the midst of giving a skunk a perm when they decided to stop and stuff it up a dead chickens rear .

200 grams of creatine? that's A LOT of creatine, what type? ethyl ester, monohydrate, keto?
 
gypsana

gypsana

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We have a friend that will make you gag or worse. He has classes for them. A class 5 is near death, it almost caused a car accident. I have also heard that women have more potent farts then men, but since most women don't fart in other people's presence most miss the wrath!
 
ironeagle2006

ironeagle2006

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This one is an old one but a GOOD ONE. I was heading to SC to see my bro on vacation. Well my mom wanted to get some snacks so we stopped at a roadside store. I ripped one that was so bad I cleared out the place. Imagine a Cracker Barrell sized store being cleared by one fart. THAT WAS ME. Best thing was I was able to get away without being blamed someone thought a skunk had sprayed the store and then someone had knocked over the stink bombs.
 
gypsana

gypsana

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Originally Posted by ironeagle2006
http:///forum/post/3082192
This one is an old one but a GOOD ONE. I was heading to SC to see my bro on vacation. Well my mom wanted to get some snacks so we stopped at a roadside store. I ripped one that was so bad I cleared out the place. Imagine a Cracker Barrell sized store being cleared by one fart. THAT WAS ME. Best thing was I was able to get away without being blamed someone thought a skunk had sprayed the store and then someone had knocked over the stink bombs.
Nice!
 
mindy2577

mindy2577

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Pugs and Great Danes.....ewww when Thor (My great dane) farts...i have to leave the room. One time I threw up in a my mouth a lil bit.
But I think this is ridiculous though...


i found it on Urban Outfitters.
 
gypsana

gypsana

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Originally Posted by Mindy2577
http:///forum/post/3082266
Pugs and Great Danes.....ewww when Thor (My great dane) farts...i have to leave the room. One time I threw up in a my mouth a lil bit.
But I think this is ridiculous though...


i found it on Urban Outfitters.
I have that first book!
It is a funny one to have by the john.
 
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