Drunk man Tries to Reccesitate Possum? (can you make this up)

[stdreb27]

http://cbs3.com/topstories/Police.Dr...2.1592202.html
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) ―
State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.
Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.
Levier says Wolfe was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess."
Oliver Township is about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

 

[baloo6969]

Haha, only in PA!

 

[mrdc]

I knew my 3rd cousin Earl would find his 15 minutes of fame one day.

 

[meowzer]

Originally Posted by baloo6969
http:///forum/post/3251734
Haha, only in PA!
LOL...I would have said only in TX or OK......That is a very disturbing thing to think of....A FREAKIN OPUSSUM

 

[stdreb27]

Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/3251770
LOL...I would have said only in TX or OK......That is a very disturbing thing to think of....A FREAKIN OPUSSUM

And roadkill possum at that.

 

[pezenfuego]

Possums are only found in Australia. Since we're talking about the US, that was an opossum. Yes, you do pronounce the "o."
That's hilarious.

 

[darthtang aw]

Originally Posted by PEZenfuego
http:///forum/post/3251777
Possums are only found in Australia. Since we're talking about the US, that was an opossum. Yes, you do pronounce the "o."

know it all brats however are found everywhere.....................
Darth (kids should be seen and not heard) Tang

 

[reefraff]

Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/3251783
know it all brats however are found everywhere.....................
Darth (kids should be seen and not heard) Tang
Knowlege is the theoretical or practical understanding of a subject. Wisdom is having the class and maturity to use said knowlege in a way that doesn't make you look like a douchebag

 

[stdreb27]

Originally Posted by PEZenfuego
http:///forum/post/3251777
Possums are only found in Australia. Since we're talking about the US, that was an opossum. Yes, you do pronounce the "o."
That's hilarious.
I have possums in my back yard, and I aint in australia. So you can kiss my shiny metal a$$.

 

[stdreb27]

In high school my nickname was possum. The only time I ever heard of an OHHH possum. Was from my girlfriend....

 

[meowzer]

Originally Posted by stdreb27
http:///forum/post/3251875
I have possums in my back yard, and I aint in australia. So you can kiss my shiny metal a$$.

 

[pezenfuego]

I wasn't trying to be a douchenozzle. I was just adding a fact and making your smarter. Yeah, yeah whatever.
You do not have possums in your back yard.

 

[reefraff]

Originally Posted by PEZenfuego
http:///forum/post/3251880
I wasn't trying to be a douchenozzle. I was just adding a fact and making your smarter. Yeah, yeah whatever.
You do not have possums in your back yard.
How do you know he didn't import them in from down under? For about 3 grand you can get a Wallaby. Possums should be cheap and easy

 

[pezenfuego]

Originally Posted by reefraff
http:///forum/post/3251896
How do you know he didn't import them in from down under? For about 3 grand you can get a Wallaby. Possums should be cheap and easy

Ha, just like that high school girlfriend he was talking about.

 

[bionicarm]

In Texas we recessitate armadillo's, not possums. Jed Clampet ate them.
It probably wasn't a possum anyway. It was Punxsutawney Phil after someone shot him in the head for predicting another six weeks of winter.

 

[reefraff]

Originally Posted by bionicarm
http:///forum/post/3251975
In Texas we recessitate armadillo's, not possums. Jed Clampet ate them.
It probably wasn't a possum anyway. It was Punxsutawney Phil after someone shot him in the head for predicting another six weeks of winter.
Saw a T shirt once with a ground hog with it's head blown off and the caption "6 more weeks my _ _ _"

 

[t316]

Originally Posted by reefraff
http:///forum/post/3252006
Saw a T shirt once with a ground hog with it's head blown off and the caption "6 more weeks my _ _ _"

 

[aw2x3]

Not gonna lie...a possum is prettier than some of the "things" I've made out with, when I've been drunk. lol!

 

[reefraff]

Originally Posted by AW2x3
http:///forum/post/3252055
Not gonna lie...a possum is prettier than some of the "things" I've made out with, when I've been drunk. lol!
One of those "do I risk waking it up or should I just gnaw my arm off" kind of deals.

 

[bionicarm]

Ergo the term Coyote Ugly.