english assignment

ric maniac

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ok, so we had to do an english assignment today and it was kind of a free write. she doesnt care about anything but our thoughts so keep that in mind
what do you think.
Weekly Response
Before you read this you should know one thing: I’m the most random person you will ever meet. this week i watched a video about animals being skinned alive in a foreign country. it was really sad because all the racoon could do was hang there and have its skin torn off. i also realized that if i dont start trying harder in school i’m never going to get a good job... and some day i will be pumping gas for my friends. my main problem is orginization. when i look at my binder, it looks worse than most kids binders look all year. the sad part about this is that is it’s the SECOND week of school. i also think that politicians need to stop arguing. america was founded on being different, being free and kind. but now its full of scandals and hidden stuff. if they all could just get along then maybe people in china would be mad about everything being made in the U.S.A. i also made a joke the other day and thought that you would enjoy it, the joke is this:
Dr. Frankenstine: egore! fetch me the subject!
egore: but master, we are out of subjects! but would you be interested in a pronoun?
yep...its cheezy but it came out of MY mind so im pretty happy about it! i also picked up a mini-fridge for our basement. i just recently turned the basement into my hang out. we call it the man room. im excited because jesse alcorn is spending the night at my house on friday! i was also thinking about my writing skills...when i write paragraphs i never really put any humor into them or put much voice in them... and i often use filler sentences to make them seem longer. just like the last three sentences that you read and the 40th and 41st line. i sometimes like to talk to myself. i was siting here deciding what to do, and i started having an argument with myself about what i was going to do on saturday. one part of me wanted to go to a friend’s house and the other part of me wanted to sleep in untill 12:00. my dog is chewing on his foot very intensly. it’s like he is mad at his foot for walking in the wrong direction. we think he is mentaly retarded. when he was a puppy he just walked off of our
(if you read ahead to this line because you thought it was a filler shame on you!)
seven foot deck into the river rocks. he also eats legos. whenever we pick up his poops in the yard they always have little brightly colored legos in them.
that is the first part of my response to the weekly log.
here is the second part to my weekly log.
n============6yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy7 (sorry my dog felt like stepping on my keyboard so i left it because he would feel bad if i didnt) Right now the most important thing to me is my aquariums. specifically my oldest one. it is a saltwater aquarium. it has a lot of corals in it. some of which are; a brain coral, some xenia polyps, some acanthelieis, some zoanthids, a kenya tree coral, and a group of protopalythoas. my only fish are a maroon clownfish and a watchman goby. i also have some hermit crabs, a few snails, a sea urchin, and a nudibranch named nurmel. this is the most important thing to me right now (other than my family of course) because they give me so much joy. whenever i come home they are the first things i start to work on. i have to do weekly water changes which include adding chemicals to the water, putting the right amount of salt per gallon so that the specific gravity is at 1.026. i also have to test the water every day. this includes testing calcium, ph, salinity, ammonia, nitrates and nitrites. those are a lot of fancy words, but you got used to them after a while. i love coming home and relaxing infront of my aquariums with an ice coltd A&W root beer in my hand.
my aquariums are my life as you can tell. oh, and my dog sais hi.
 

ruaround

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random??? dude that was all over the place... but i made it through it and that is time i will never get back..
 

ric maniac

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she said the more random the better... and im hoping its random enough. i couldnt stand writing something that is this scattered. oh, and not too much caffine..... way too much caffine
 

ric maniac

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surprisingly...its for english and 8th grade. its for extra credit however, she just kinda wants to get to know us.
 

ruaround

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Originally Posted by ric maniac
surprisingly...its for english and 8th grade. its for extra credit however, she just kinda wants to get to know us.
right on... cant say i got to know you any better, and your SG is a little low at 1.0026...
 

ric maniac

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Originally Posted by ruaround
right on... cant say i got to know you any better, and your SG is a little low at 1.0026...

ahhhhhh!!!! dang it!!! good catch though. I thought there were a bit to many 0s in there!!
i feel like my I.Q just dropped off of a cliff writing this...
 

ruaround

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Originally Posted by ric maniac
ahhhhhh!!!! dang it!!! good catch though. I thought there were a bit to many 0s in there!!
i feel like my I.Q just dropped off of a cliff writing this...
you do realize you set yourself up for the "so did mine from reading it"...

i keed i keed...
 

jennythebugg

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i had time to read one thread before bed and this was it

p.s. ellen degeneras has made millions from her 'random ramblings'
 

renogaw

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Originally Posted by AGENT-X
If you write your papers like you type (,) you are going to fail your English class.
nener
 

kidreef

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lucky for our 8th grade lang we take test and listen to her talk bout verbs nouns pronouns and all that crap
 

ric maniac

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lol im not supposed to write it to be gramatically correct. it doesnt even have to have capitilization, it was basically for fun.
 

agent-x

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Originally Posted by Jovial
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"the world needs ditch diggers too"
Caddyshack
Not sure where I picked that up. Just a saying I used when someone seems anti education.
 

agent-x

Member
Originally Posted by ric maniac
lol im not supposed to write it to be gramatically correct. it doesnt even have to have capitilization, it was basically for fun.
What kind of English teacher do you have then? I thought that was one of the points of english class.
 
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