Farts makin ammonia spikes?

[fishstick4sale]

friend of mine said one day he was with about 6 buddies in his room an they were all farting an he had tested his water while everything was going on an he said he had a spike! he said he tested earlier in the day an nothing but that night it spiked! lol so question is can farts spike ur ammonia he had a pump skimmer useless but im guessing thats how alll that fart smell got pumped into the water.

 

[jimmy 4]

Are you serious? lol

 

[t316]

The only way a fart is going to cause an ammonia spike is if you run a clear tube hose from your rear end directly into the tank. Then, the pressure would have to be strong enough to blow a clown fish slam across the tank, thus killing the innocent bystander, and then he has to die. The ammonia spike will come in a day or two from the dead fish in your tank, not from any vapors that may or may not have leaked from one's butt to the tank water....

 

[jerryatrick]

Your friend smokes funny cigarettes

 

[premilove]

/ funny joints

 

[nanomantis]

 

[novahobbies]

+1 for the Facepalm.

 

[lil.guppy]

Originally Posted by JerryAtrick
http:///forum/post/2981116
Your friend smokes funny cigarettes

I agree

 

[fishstick4sale]

lol

 

[evanjah]

this is singly handed the worst question ever on this forum. THe old saying there is no dumb questions just dumb people, does apply here

 

[nanomantis]

Originally Posted by evanjah
http:///forum/post/2982117
THe old saying there is no dumb questions just dumb people, doesnt apply here
No I think it held up just fine.

See what I did there?

 

[black cobra]

LMMFAO

 

[crypt keeper]

you and your friends should be banned from breeding

 

[vampofvegas]

 

[firestorm]

Originally Posted by T316
http:///forum/post/2981098
The only way a fart is going to cause an ammonia spike is if you run a clear tube hose from your rear end directly into the tank. Then, the pressure would have to be strong enough to blow a clown fish slam across the tank, thus killing the innocent bystander, and then he has to die. The ammonia spike will come in a day or two from the dead fish in your tank, not from any vapors that may or may not have leaked from one's butt to the tank water....

Apparently 6 guys were involved...so if liquor was present, this is entirely possible

but i agree, this was a complete waste of time

 

[woody189]

Originally Posted by T316
http:///forum/post/2981098
The only way a fart is going to cause an ammonia spike is if you run a clear tube hose from your rear end directly into the tank. Then, the pressure would have to be strong enough to blow a clown fish slam across the tank, thus killing the innocent bystander, and then he has to die. The ammonia spike will come in a day or two from the dead fish in your tank, not from any vapors that may or may not have leaked from one's butt to the tank water....

Originally Posted by NanoMantis
http:///forum/post/2981128

Originally Posted by VampOfVegas
http:///forum/post/2984101

(^^^)
( my new background)
LMAO!! you guys are hilarious

 

[fishstick4sale]

the darth picture is hilarious

 

[woody189]

Originally Posted by fishstick4sale
http:///forum/post/2984952

the darth picture is hilarious
I think the funniest part is the fact that somebody actually dressed up as Darth Vadar, and went to the beach to do this.

 

[fishstick4sale]

LOL yea

 

[fishstick4sale]

i think thats vampofvegas in that suit. getting top-off water for his tank with his 2liter brita water filter.