Favorite bumper stickers.....

[nvmycj]

I've seen many, Many, MANY bumper stickers in my lifetime, as I'm sure you all have. What are your favorites? Here are three of mine....
1. Chicks can't drive.
2. Mean people suck.
3. Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks your an #@@hole!

 

[veni vidi vici]

Its not a bumper sticker but rather a shirt for guys on bikes.
"If You Can Read This The B***H Fell Of The Back"
Its a classic

 

[coraljunky]

Born right the first time
Two wrongs dont make a right, but three lefts do

 

[jtrzerocool]

my personal favorite:
"Keep working! Millions on welfare depend on you!"

 

[johnbob]

"If you don't approve of my driving call 1-800-EAT-S**T"

 

[jtrzerocool]

how about:
"Fight global warming, Turn on the A/C!"

 

[jtrzerocool]

or:
"gun control is hitting your target repeatedly."

 

[renogaw]

Kerry/Edwards 2004

 

[coraljunky]

Originally Posted by renogaw
Kerry/Edwards 2004

 

[veni vidi vici]

4 Out Of 3 People
Have Trouble With Fractions

 

[jtrzerocool]

"Procrastinators Unite... Tomorrow!"

 

[mike22cha]

Originally Posted by renogaw
Kerry/Edwards 2004
Mine is: Is it 2008 yet?

 

[seasalt101]

honk if your horny...tobin

 

[alix2.0]

if you cant trust me with a decision...
how could you trust me with a child?

 

[mike22cha]

I thought it was Horn if you're Honky. Same thing, but that's the bumper sticker I usualy see.

 

[earlybird]

My ATF is "If you <heart> Ohio Take I75 North"
"Honk if you sacked Troy Smith"

 

[fishycpa]

"Save a tree...wipe your butt with an owl"...that's one for all you enviro-wacos out there, enjoy

 

[fishycpa]

Two others, since I can't resist.
"If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em"
and
"Keep honking, I'm reloading"

 

[huskychasrs]

Keep honking, I'm reloading! My fave!

 

[kjr_trig]

"Your kid might be an honor student, but you're still an idiot."