Favorite bumper stickers.....

[nano reefer]

one of my favorites was this car behind me and the letters were backwards like an ambulance and when you looked in the review mirror it said "Dont Brake I'm Drafting!"

 

[nano reefer]

Originally Posted by coraljunky
Born right the first time
Two wrongs dont make a right, but three lefts do
and two Wrights make an airplane!!!!

!!!!

 

[mimzy]

"eschew obfuscation"
"I got some new scuba gear for my husband. It was a good trade."
"Real men have uneven leg muscles "
...this is a fencing bumper-sticker, fyi.
and lastly, one bumper sticker I saw on a Cop-car;
"It could be worse - I could be behind you."

 

[blackjacktang]

Mine is:
Protect your nuts!

 

[fishycpa]

Big bump...
Saw a good one on the way in this morning..."Annoy a liberal: Work hard. Succeed. Be happy."

 

[reefkprz]

heres one I thought was a little harsh but funny
"save the planet: kill yourself"
some other random ones:
save the whales: collect the whole set
kill your tv
I (heart) my cat and I (spade) my dog
you can't get theya frum he'a (thats a mainer joke)
if you can't drive it, park it and throw rocks at it.
its the skinny pedal on the right.
(Upside down on front window of a jeep) If you can read this roll me over

 

[jonthefishguy]

Have a nice day inspite of yourself
on a shirt: You looked better on MYSPACE
on a shirt: No one cares about your blog
on a shirt: I support samesex marriage, as long as both chicks are hott.

 

[devil dog]

My other auto is a .45

 

[coral keeper]

All these are funny!!! LMAO

 

[mie]

Driver carries no cash he's married.
I had a support your troops style ribbon magnet, But it said some a$# hole stole my support magnet....
Some one actually stole the damn thing a month later..

 

[salty blues]

Originally Posted by fishyCPA
"Save a tree...wipe your butt with an owl"...that's one for all you enviro-wacos out there, enjoy
I luv it!

 

[salty blues]

Originally Posted by renogaw
Kerry/Edwards 2004
I saw one kinda' like that. It also said when your that full of crap, you need 2 johns!

 

[johnbob]

I saw one the other day that said:
"Wife and dog missing. Reward for Dog."

 

[joebob7]

EAT MOOSE
10,000 wolves cant be wrong

 

[scotts]

Let me be the person that my dog thinks I am.

 

[sigmachris]

"1-29-09" (I saw this awhile ago but I may be off by a couple of days)

 

[freak man]

YOU TUBE
MY SPACE
and I'LL GOOGLE
your YAHOO

 

[florida joe]

save a horse ride a cowboy

 

[30-xtra high]

" you might be proud of your above average stright"A" son, but my average "C" son can kick your kids @$$

 

[sepulatian]

Originally Posted by florida joe
save a horse ride a cowboy
HAHA!!! Love it!

(like the song too)
On a shirt: One Tequilla, Two Tequilla, Three Tequilla, floor.
Golf bumper sticker: I hit two good balls today. (small writing under it) I stepped on a rake.