zman1
Active Member
List your favorite sayings or movie lines.
I have a few:
1. Nothing is impossible for the person that doesn't have to actually do the work
2. If your called a pessimist or told to stop being one, remind that person -- Do you know the definition of a pessimist? It's an optimist with experience
3. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy.... I don't know and I don't care
4. S#$t... Crap, You can mold into may different sizes and shape, but when your through it's still a pile of crap.
5. I will stake my reputation as a failure on it.
Trades:
Carpenter:
1 Good enough, I can't see it from my living room
Service:
1 Taillight warranty... Soon as the taillights are out of sight so is the warranty
Movies:
Blues Brothers
1 So, what type of music do you play here? Both kinds, Country and Western
LP Vacation:
1 You think you hate it now, wait till you drive it.
2 You like her Clark, No, how could I, she's ugly ..... (Christy Brinkley is who they are talking about)
3 I don't know why they call this hamburger helper , it does just find by itself.
One of the
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Gun series:
1 That hurts, not like riding a bicycle without a seat, but still hurts.
2 ( OJ is in the hospital) The two Cops walk in and tell OJ .. We have everyone on the force looking for the person that did this. We're not going to rest until we find them Blah, blah blah, Now how about we go get a bite to eat.
I have a few:
1. Nothing is impossible for the person that doesn't have to actually do the work
2. If your called a pessimist or told to stop being one, remind that person -- Do you know the definition of a pessimist? It's an optimist with experience
3. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy.... I don't know and I don't care
4. S#$t... Crap, You can mold into may different sizes and shape, but when your through it's still a pile of crap.
5. I will stake my reputation as a failure on it.
Trades:
Carpenter:
1 Good enough, I can't see it from my living room
Service:
1 Taillight warranty... Soon as the taillights are out of sight so is the warranty
Movies:
Blues Brothers
1 So, what type of music do you play here? Both kinds, Country and Western
LP Vacation:
1 You think you hate it now, wait till you drive it.
2 You like her Clark, No, how could I, she's ugly ..... (Christy Brinkley is who they are talking about)
3 I don't know why they call this hamburger helper , it does just find by itself.
One of the
[hr]
Gun series:
1 That hurts, not like riding a bicycle without a seat, but still hurts.
2 ( OJ is in the hospital) The two Cops walk in and tell OJ .. We have everyone on the force looking for the person that did this. We're not going to rest until we find them Blah, blah blah, Now how about we go get a bite to eat.
