Favorite sayings or movie lines
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misslaina
Member
"A hard p---s has no conscience." (wee wee)
not sure where I heard this.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
- Galileo Galilei
not sure where I heard this.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
- Galileo Galilei
liquidonyx
Member
Bergamer,
here my tombstone favorite:
McMasters: Where's Wyatt? Doc: Down at the creek. Walking on water.
here my tombstone favorite:
McMasters: Where's Wyatt? Doc: Down at the creek. Walking on water.
jrandolph1
Member
"Bitterness is poison that you drink expecting the other person to die"
and..
"Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return"
and..
"Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return"
hot883
Active Member
Does your dog bite? No, my dog doesn't bite! ggrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrrrrrrrrrprthi THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR DOG DOESN'T BITE? tHATS NOT MY DOG.
We don't need no steenken badges!
Nice beaver! Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
Every stupid line in the "Breakfast Club" and Ferris Buellers Day Off
We don't need no steenken badges!
Nice beaver! Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
Every stupid line in the "Breakfast Club" and Ferris Buellers Day Off
fishman830
Active Member
"What is this... a Center for ANTS?! It's going to have to be... at least 3 times bigger than this!"
Zoolander
Zoolander
laust
Member
lines:
Jesus may love you, but everybody else things youre an Ahole.
cant read? we want to help. write to us now for a free pamphlet about illiteracy
mechanic: youre out of blinker fluid.....
movies:
" I'm not dead yet. "
" It's just a flesh wound. "
" Was it an African or European swallow?"
" I want to ..... sing... "
" one... two... four!" "three Sir"... "
monty python, holy grail, and lets face it, we could put the entire script up here huh....
" its Rex Manning day!!! "
empire records
" are you cool man?" ....... " like.. how?"....... " okaayyyyyy"
"thats what i like about those highschool girls.... i get older.... they stay the same age."
dazed and confused
Jesus may love you, but everybody else things youre an Ahole.
cant read? we want to help. write to us now for a free pamphlet about illiteracy
mechanic: youre out of blinker fluid.....
movies:
" I'm not dead yet. "
" It's just a flesh wound. "
" Was it an African or European swallow?"
" I want to ..... sing... "
" one... two... four!" "three Sir"... "
monty python, holy grail, and lets face it, we could put the entire script up here huh....
" its Rex Manning day!!! "
empire records
" are you cool man?" ....... " like.. how?"....... " okaayyyyyy"
"thats what i like about those highschool girls.... i get older.... they stay the same age."
dazed and confused
speg
Active Member
Originally Posted by Fishman830
"What is this... a Center for ANTS?! It's going to have to be... at least 3 times bigger than this!"
Zoolander
I couldnt stand that movie at all.. I watched like 25% of it and had to turn it off... but I will say.. that part made me laugh harder than ANYTHING has ever made me laugh.
"What is this... a Center for ANTS?! It's going to have to be... at least 3 times bigger than this!"
Zoolander
I couldnt stand that movie at all.. I watched like 25% of it and had to turn it off... but I will say.. that part made me laugh harder than ANYTHING has ever made me laugh.
F
fishmaniac
Guest
nemo touched the butt
dmitry
Member
Didn't Moliere come up with "Shut your air-hole" in The Misanthrope?
After their electricity is cut off Roseanne says: "Well, middle class was fun."
"What is an answer that is not trivial?"
Countess Madeleine in Richard Strauss' opera "Capriccio."
"Come here. I'll give you my little finger to suck on"
Don Alfonso in Mozart's opera "Cosi fan tutte."
-"I'm shocked, shocked to find there is gambling going on here!"
-"Your winnings, sir."
-"Oh, thank you very much."
Casablanca.
"Please, I went to a barmitzvah once. It doesn't make me Jewish!"
Lisa Kudrow to her gay best friend's boyfriend who informs her that he's in love with the friend's sister in The Opposite of ---.
"The poor are the poor, one feels sorry for them, but there you have it."
Anthony Hopkins to Emma Thompson in "Howards End."
"Gladiator!"
Elisabeth Taylor, either drunk or on some meds, announcing the best picture winner at the Golden Globes.
After their electricity is cut off Roseanne says: "Well, middle class was fun."
"What is an answer that is not trivial?"
Countess Madeleine in Richard Strauss' opera "Capriccio."
"Come here. I'll give you my little finger to suck on"
Don Alfonso in Mozart's opera "Cosi fan tutte."
-"I'm shocked, shocked to find there is gambling going on here!"
-"Your winnings, sir."
-"Oh, thank you very much."
Casablanca.
"Please, I went to a barmitzvah once. It doesn't make me Jewish!"
Lisa Kudrow to her gay best friend's boyfriend who informs her that he's in love with the friend's sister in The Opposite of ---.
"The poor are the poor, one feels sorry for them, but there you have it."
Anthony Hopkins to Emma Thompson in "Howards End."
"Gladiator!"
Elisabeth Taylor, either drunk or on some meds, announcing the best picture winner at the Golden Globes.
airforceb2
Active Member
"How many a--holes do we have on this ship?"
"Yo ho Lord Helmet"
"I knew it, I'm surrounded by a--holes"
"Keep firing a--holes"
One of Rick Moranis' better movies IMO.
"Yo ho Lord Helmet"
"I knew it, I'm surrounded by a--holes"
"Keep firing a--holes"
One of Rick Moranis' better movies IMO.
fishman830
Active Member
Not an actual line from a movie... rather an entire scene.....
the gasoline fight betweent he male models in Zoolander.
the gasoline fight betweent he male models in Zoolander.
