Finish my sentence

[oceanists]

Originally Posted by jdragunas
to get her to join their group of...

people who are joining Fantasy Baseball , then they realised that they had just sent an invite to RU but then ...........

 

[jdragunas]

oh oceanists, that one doesn't count!

bear came running out of the bar on it's hind legs because...

 

[eaglephot]

the group decided after du consideration, not to join Fantasy Baseball. The bear was so mad that he...

 

[darth tang]

decided his time would be better spent sniffing a Glutious Maximus. So the bear went and

 

[millerman]

to walmart and started sliding down aisle 14 while he was lathered with vasoline and saw.....

 

[ruaround]

a roll of Charmin. Ted (cher) and George (madonna) decided...

 

[eaglephot]

to use the new toilet paper right away. They strolled over to the bathroom when...

 

[ruaround]

several customers asked them for an autograph and to sing a duet. Using the tiolet paper as...

 

[happyvac]

...a shield, they plowed their way through a song and dance routine, shortly before they began a passionate kiss; they were soon re-elected, much to the chagrin of...

 

[eaglephot]

Gilbert the Snail who had been their friend for thousands of years. Gilbert thought they would go out to celebrate at...

 

[clown123]

the beach but then they all ran into the water and......

 

[n_sarno]

were attacked by friggen sharks with friggen lazer beams attached to their friggen heads...
(im laughing so hard at all of this)

 

[clown123]

and everytime the sharks saw a whale they would run scared even thought they have lasers because............

 

[n_sarno]

the whale was freakin huge and smelled a bit like...

 

[clown123]

he just came out of the pooper and left sum on his bum bum but then fishermen came and.............

 

[n_sarno]

invited it to dinner and back to his place to watch American Idol and vote for KELLY PICKLER because shes freakin gorgeous.. they voted for her 50+ times and then..

 

[clown123]

kerry won but was shot in the head but somehow wound up living and then she found a guy and thet ent to the bathrooms together and did...............

 

[happyvac]

....some crossword puzzles, but later stormed out in a huff because...

 

[darth tang]

her mother in law was peeking over the stall. She then

 

[n_sarno]

Saw N_Sarno and it was love at first sight so they rushed off together to...