Finish my sentence

darth tang · Mar 11, 2006

find a proctologist. The proctologist suggested N Sarno have his left

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remove because............

eaglephot · Mar 12, 2006

it was a foot larger than his right. He left to go to the

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doctor but noticed...

darth tang · Mar 12, 2006

a pig in the hallway. He bent down to..............

eaglephot · Mar 12, 2006

see if the pigs

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was bigger than his and...

darth tang · Mar 12, 2006

to his disappointment, they were not. So he began.........

eaglephot · Mar 12, 2006

to laugh. He thought it was so funny that he had the biggest

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in...

darth tang · Mar 12, 2006

Manhattan, KS. He immediately called..........

n_sarno · Mar 12, 2006

The

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expert Janet Jackson to examine it and she concluded that...

ruaround · Mar 12, 2006

this was a job for Timberlake! They grabbed a phone...

eaglephot · Mar 12, 2006

but it didn't work. So they had to rush over to Timberlake's doctor's office and...

millerman · Mar 12, 2006

use the tongs to stretch the

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so it could reach the.....

jdragunas · Mar 13, 2006

girl next door, who bit it because

jmick · Mar 13, 2006

she had been bitten by a stray dog and had gone mad with rabies and needed

mumbulog · Mar 13, 2006

to get a vaccination. On the way to get the vaccination she ran into.......

zsalinas · Mar 14, 2006

a wombeasle (a mix between a wombat and a weasle) who introduced her to madonna (bush) and cher (ted) who then.....

rubberduck · Mar 14, 2006

who took them back to there own rooms in a hotel to suck on there....toes

......only to find out...

clown123 · Mar 14, 2006

the toe was all moldy and hairy so then they......

mumbulog · Mar 14, 2006

...... closed their eyes the wombeasle chopped their toe off. Then they.......................

darth tang · Mar 14, 2006

Made a marmalade cracker cake with garlic sprinkles. The problem was.......

jmick · Mar 14, 2006

what they thought was garlic was actually...