Fish Jokes!

[sharkbait9]

Originally Posted by Keebler
http:///forum/post/2776037
So there I was spittin' on my goldfish, trying to keep it alive...
buda bum......TING

 

[jjs]

Your goldfish into S&M ?

 

[john & sherri]

What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, & makes you offers that you can't refuse ?
The Codfather

 

[gliderjohn]

So, one day, Mike the clownfish woke up to find his girlfriend missing. He searched high and low over the whole reef looking for her. It took some time, but he finally flounder.

 

[gliderjohn]

In science class one day, little Nemo learned about the sun and how it rose in the east and set in the west. Being the curious little fish that he is, he went to the surface and watched as the sun seemed to set just beyond the horizon. Being more curious still, he decided to swim west until he could find exactly where it set. So he swam and he swam and he swam - until it finally dawned on him!

 

[john & sherri]

Originally Posted by Gliderjohn
http:///forum/post/2782052
In science class one day, little Nemo learned about the sun and how it rose in the east and set in the west. Being the curious little fish that he is, he went to the surface and watched as the sun seemed to set just beyond the horizon. Being more curious still, he decided to swim west until he could find exactly where it set. So he swam and he swam and he swam - until it finally dawned on him!

Not bad, Jus gotta laugh at that one

 

[kidsaquariums]

Why are gold fish orange?

Answer: The water makes them rusty!

 

[ladyreefseeker]

Quote:
Originally Posted by John & Sherri http:///forum/thread/335212/fish-jokes#post_2772779
What do you call a fish with no eyes ?
Fsh !!!!
HOLY CRAP! That's my fish joke lol! I'm just surprised someone else has heard it and thinks it is funny as I do! I've been syaing it for years lol! aWESOME!

 

[stdreb27]

What did the fish in the reservoir say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam

 

[oceankid]

What is this fish who receives something?
-beneFISHary
Who is this fish that will replace the boss if s/he is away?
-oFISHer-in-charge
Where do fish go to work?
-at the oFISH

 

[saxman]

Quote:
Originally Posted by ponyta810 http:///forum/thread/335212/fish-jokes/20#post_2772944
lets catch some cod for the helluvit
I think you meant "for the halibut..."
What do schooling fish take for lunch?
A-balone sandwhiches!