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Originally Posted by
levinjac http:///forum/thread/381439/good-saltwater#post_3322443
hugh i thoght it was fish under the bridge the goat walked into the troll LOL
Here is the short little story…Are you all tucked into bed?
An ugly troll hides under the bridge, the first Billy goat goes across, the troll tries to eat him...”Please don't eat me! My brother is much bigger than I”...so the troll lets him go...the medium goat goes across the bridge and the troll jumps out from under the bridge to eat him...”Don't eat me please, I have a huge big brother, a much better meal”...The troll lets him go...Then Clip Clop comes BIG Billy goat gruff, the troll jumps out to eat him...”I'm going to gobble you up” the troll says..”Oh sure you will” said Big Billy and butts him so hard e flies to the other side of the meadow, never to be heard from again..
The end.
Another Ugly Troll story..This one is very scary because it’s close to Halloween.
Once upon a time there was an evil ugly troll who called himself Burrito, he couldn’t spell very well, and he liked to kill fish..His daddy troll bought him a fish tank, but little Burrito hated to study or do anything good, so he just dumped a beautiful mandarin fish into the tank to watch it starve. But that wasn’t good enough for kicks so he posted on a web site where people actually like SW fish and he tortured them with his stupid antics and taunted them with horror stories of what he wants to do next.
Whenever someone gives him advice he doesn’t follow it, just asks another silly question so everyone on the SW site will get upset. Making people upset is more fun than watching his fish starve so he keeps it up…laughing while everyone tries to save the fish.