mr.clownfish
Active Member
Originally Posted by windlasher
http:///forum/post/3055702
Dude... let me explain how this works.
You get a cool car, then you get a cool girl. and if shes a really cool girl, she will like sw fish.
Then you date for a few years, buy a huge house where she will let you put a 1000 gal DT in your 2000 square foot game room, but when she will insist its time to pump out a few rug rats.
Then one day she will catch you glancing at her best friends perfectly shaped rear end, get really angry, throw you out keeping the house, the tank, and the classic pinball game you won on ----, where she will refuse to feed the fish and slowly watch them die because they ALL remind her of you.
She will then let her new boyfriend convert your tank into a terrarium with snakes and stuff, and you will meanwhile have moved back into your parents house while you try to scrape together enough funds to pay your divorce lawyer and set up that little bitty tank you dug out of your parents basement where you left it all those years ago....
Why not stick with SW fish now and save yourself all that?...
WAIT - What was the question. Oh yeah. Good luck with that car thing.
wow, this is well written... as if it has happened b4
if i had that 1000 gal aquarium i wouldnt let a $@*^% take it and mess with it. hell no! i would bust into that house and remove it with my bare hands. ill yank it out of the house breaking the side of doorway so it can fit!!
http:///forum/post/3055702
Dude... let me explain how this works.
You get a cool car, then you get a cool girl. and if shes a really cool girl, she will like sw fish.
Then you date for a few years, buy a huge house where she will let you put a 1000 gal DT in your 2000 square foot game room, but when she will insist its time to pump out a few rug rats.
Then one day she will catch you glancing at her best friends perfectly shaped rear end, get really angry, throw you out keeping the house, the tank, and the classic pinball game you won on ----, where she will refuse to feed the fish and slowly watch them die because they ALL remind her of you.
She will then let her new boyfriend convert your tank into a terrarium with snakes and stuff, and you will meanwhile have moved back into your parents house while you try to scrape together enough funds to pay your divorce lawyer and set up that little bitty tank you dug out of your parents basement where you left it all those years ago....
Why not stick with SW fish now and save yourself all that?...
WAIT - What was the question. Oh yeah. Good luck with that car thing.
wow, this is well written... as if it has happened b4
if i had that 1000 gal aquarium i wouldnt let a $@*^% take it and mess with it. hell no! i would bust into that house and remove it with my bare hands. ill yank it out of the house breaking the side of doorway so it can fit!!
