bigarn
Active Member
Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London.
> One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the
> middle seat.....
>
>
>
> Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle
> seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off,
> wiggled
> his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window
> seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke. Don't
>
> get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle
> seat, I'll get it
> for you."
>
> As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines
> shoe and spat in it.
>
> When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab
> said, "That
> looks good, I'd really like one too."
>
> Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.
> While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines
> other
0A> shoe and spat in it.
>
> When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the
> flight.
> As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into
> his shoes
> and knew immediately what had happened.
>
> He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors, "Why
> does it have to be this way? How long must this go on, this
> fighting between our nations?
> This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and
> pissing in
> cokes?"
>
> * THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES. THE BEST!*
> One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the
> middle seat.....
>
>
>
> Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle
> seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off,
> wiggled
> his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window
> seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke. Don't
>
> get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle
> seat, I'll get it
> for you."
>
> As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines
> shoe and spat in it.
>
> When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab
> said, "That
> looks good, I'd really like one too."
>
> Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.
> While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines
> other
0A> shoe and spat in it.
>
> When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the
> flight.
> As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into
> his shoes
> and knew immediately what had happened.
>
> He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors, "Why
> does it have to be this way? How long must this go on, this
> fighting between our nations?
> This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and
> pissing in
> cokes?"
>
> * THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES. THE BEST!*