how do i get my friend back?

alix2.0

Active Member
i started it. i released some embarassing information about her to some of our friends as a joke. she wasnt mad, (we do this kind of thing all the time) but she got me back by doing the same thing. how unoriginal. i wanna pull a doozie on her. suggestions?
 

pezenfuego

Active Member
Originally Posted by alix2.0
http:///forum/post/2974772
i started it. i released some embarassing information about her to some of our friends as a joke. she wasnt mad, (we do this kind of thing all the time) but she got me back by doing the same thing. how unoriginal. i wanna pull a doozie on her. suggestions?

I have a similar problem! My friend put gum in my hair. Sweet, I'm subscribed.
 

groupergenius

Active Member
Originally Posted by alix2.0
http:///forum/post/2974772
i started it. i released some embarassing information about her to some of our friends as a joke. she wasnt mad, (we do this kind of thing all the time) but she got me back by doing the same thing. how unoriginal. i wanna pull a doozie on her. suggestions?

Call her play. Show it don't bother. Actually, use the attention for your own good. Smile.
 

alix2.0

Active Member
Originally Posted by GrouperGenius
http:///forum/post/2974790
Call her play. Show it don't bother. Actually, use the attention for your own good. Smile.
thats no fun though. i want to get her back GOOD. were not fighting, its just fun. seeing who can humiliate the other more.
 

t316

Active Member
Be careful guys...I have seen more than one set of "best highschool friends" play this game, and they ended up enemies for life because it eventually went to far. Somebody finally posts something, or says something, that just crosses the line and it's all over.
But, with that said, some of my adult jokes are this...
1) Find a time when her family is away from home. Take yellow "Police" or "Crime Scene" tape and run it all the way around their house, even block off the drive. Then, in the grass, spray paint the outline of a body. Sit back and watch their expression when they come home.
2) Put a "For Sale" sign in there front yard with their phone # on it. Put another one out by the highway at the entrance to their neighborhood.
3) Find out exactly what kind of car they drive, and list it in the local paper with her cell phone #, and list it dirt cheap so there will be about 500 calls a day.
...I could go on and on....
 

johnbob

Member

Originally Posted by T316
http:///forum/post/2974805
Be careful guys...I have seen more than one set of "best highschool friends" play this game, and they ended up enemies for life because it eventually went to far. Somebody finally posts something, or says something, that just crosses the line and it's all over.
But, with that said, some of my adult jokes are this...
1) Find a time when her family is away from home. Take yellow "Police" or "Crime Scene" tape and run it all the way around their house, even block off the drive. Then, in the grass, spray paint the outline of a body. Sit back and watch their expression when they come home.
2) Put a "For Sale" sign in there front yard with their phone # on it. Put another one out by the highway at the entrance to their neighborhood.
3) Find out exactly what kind of car they drive, and list it in the local paper with her cell phone #, and list it dirt cheap so there will be about 500 calls a day.
...I could go on and on....


Please do. These are genius. Especially the body outline one.
 

t316

Active Member
Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/2974819
You're rotten
that reminds me of another one I think I'll try next time....take a cat, put it in a carrier, and put in the trunk of her car just before she takes off somewhere.
I can't explain, meowzer knows, but believe me...this would be the ultimate
 

meowzer

Moderator
Originally Posted by T316
http:///forum/post/2974825
that reminds me of another one I think I'll try next time....take a cat, put it in a carrier, and put in the trunk of her car just before she takes off somewhere.
I can't explain, meowzer knows, but believe me...this would be the ultimate

 

groupergenius

Active Member
Ya'll are sick....funny as shiznit...but sick. I was trying to keep the "remind ya'll" young lady from gettin' caught up in the crazy stuff before her time.
 

reefraff

Active Member
Sign her up for a subscription to hustler magazine, should make for some interesting questions from mom and dad after her first edition is delivered.
 

spiderwoman

Active Member
I get all the fun and stuff, but one day one of you goes too far and really harms the other with either what you say or what you do. Words hurt more and remain in our memory a lot longer than you can imagine.
My mom would have said *grow up* :)
 

t316

Active Member
Originally Posted by SpiderWoman
http:///forum/post/2974982
I get all the fun and stuff, but one day one of you goes too far and really harms the other with either what you say or what you do. Words hurt more and remain in our memory a lot longer than you can imagine.
My mom would have said *grow up* :)
Hey...I pre-requisted myself with that same advice in Post #6. The damage done here can be very long lasting.
But with that said....
Take a rubberband, put it on your thumb and pinky fingers, then twist it as many times as possible. Now twist some more, you have to really get some serious twists in there. Then walk up behind her at school and stick your hand in the middle of her hair and let go of the rubberband.....

It won't hurt her, but I guarantee you it will take her longer to get that rubberband out of her hair than it does PEZ the gum....
 

sepulatian

Moderator
Originally Posted by T316
http:///forum/post/2975001
Hey...I pre-requisted myself with that same advice in Post #6. The damage done here can be very long lasting.
But with that said....
Take a rubberband, put it on your thumb and pinky fingers, then twist it as many times as possible. Now twist some more, you have to really get some serious twists in there. Then walk up behind her at school and stick your hand in the middle of her hair and let go of the rubberband.....

It won't hurt her, but I guarantee you it will take her longer to get that rubberband out of her hair than it does PEZ the gum....

Do you have silky hair? That would slide right on out easily. Sheesh....Boys have the dumbest ideas...
 

alix2.0

Active Member
Originally Posted by reefraff
http:///forum/post/2974980
Sign her up for a subscription to hustler magazine, should make for some interesting questions from mom and dad after her first edition is delivered.
honestly, her mom would know that i did it and she would think it was funny. so i need something better. but i have an idea. *thanks t316*
 

braydonosu

Member
Sorry alix I don't have any ideas for you, but am wondering where you are from in the 330 if you consider your location dirty in the 3 30?
I guess maybe I do have something - I consider it old school and not too bad that you will lose a friend.
A few friends of mine hit my car with the window paint that is a pain to get off. Took me 30 mins at a car wash to get the crap off (it was cold so it pretty much froze on) A week or so later I found out where his car was and drew a huge 'man shaped object' on his front window with shaving cream. I also put shaving cream under the door handle just to aggrivate him a bit. That was no big deal - a towel to wash off his hand and 1 swipe of the wipers would clean it all up. This is where vasoline on the wiper blades comes in. It smears all over the window and mixed with the shaving cream makes for a huge mess that does not damage the car.
 

alix2.0

Active Member
that is a good idea. no car though. i could climb in through the kitchen window (done this before) and shaving cream her room. i think shed appreciate the effort i went to and find it very funny.
oh and im in clinton about 20 minutes out of akron.
 

stdreb27

Active Member
Originally Posted by alix2.0
http:///forum/post/2975165
that is a good idea. no car though. i could climb in through the kitchen window (done this before) and shaving cream her room. i think shed appreciate the effort i went to and find it very funny.
oh and im in clinton about 20 minutes out of akron.
well if you're going to do that. What you need to do get get a waterballoon, poke a tiny hole in it, so the water seeps out. Then stick it next to her leg. When she wakes up, she'll think she peed herself. It is important to be close so you can mock her when she wakes up...
I swear this was my most successful prank at camp. I never failed.
 
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