How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
Afghan: Light bulb? What light bulb?
American Bulldog: JUMP, remove bulb, land. JUMP, replace bulb, land.
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....
Basenji: LIGHT BULB? We don't change no stinking light bulbs!
Beagle: How many cookies do I get?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Boxer: If I could stop wiggling my butt long enough to quit falling off the chair.......
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......
Bulldog: Just one. But it takes them three years to do it.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Corgi: I can't reach the lamp!
Dachshund: Well, first get me a ladder and a treat...... no, you took too long. I want TWO treats and I'll do it......... No, not that treat, the other kind. Geez.......... do I have to do everything? (of course, followed by "the look".)
Dalmatian: Just one, but it will really hate the new bulb.
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
German Shepherd: "I'm kinda busy right now! I have to chase the cat, protect the kids, herd the horses, beg for food and take a nap. I'll add the light bulb to my "To Do" list...."
Golden Retriever: "I'll be glad to change the light bulb for you, but first can't we play catch with the tennis ball, or Frisbee -- and then I want to lick your face and rest my head in your lap and look up at you with my sad eyes. What, you're changing the light bulb yourself -- you didn't have to do that -- but I looooove you so much for being my friend and doing that."
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Good Ol' Southern Hound Dog: Huh????
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
Pit Bull Terrier: Jump and take hold of old light bulb. Now, let go of old light bulb........ I said LET GO OF LIGHT BULB! Please???? Let go of the light bulb?????? Let go?
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....
Pomeranians don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a German Shepherd in to do the job for them while they're out.
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Pug: Er, two. Or maybe one. No -- on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?
Rottweiler: Make me.
Schipperke: It's your light bulb -- change it yourself. Unless..... Is there food involved??
Shiba-Inu: Zero! Shibas aren't afraid of the dark!
Springer: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Standard Poodle: None. Go get human, sit under it, look up and point it out -- then go lie down in disgust that it took so long.
Weimaraner: What?? Light bulb? You want ME to change a LIGHT BULB?
Wolfdog: Let me see that light bulb, anyway. What's it made of, what's inside of it, what will happen if I drop it. I might change it, but let me think about it. You're not trying to tell me what to do, are you? Hey, I just had a great idea. I think I'll change that light bulb!
Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.
Proving yet again that dogs have masters but cats have staff.