soto
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that idiot CEO of Virgin Airlines is donating $3 billion towards global warming prevention. what a WASTE!! so i've decided to harness our ideas of our own prefered ways to carve up a cool $3,000 million. starting with mine:
-$1 billion to my church
-$1 billion into stocks, bonds, IRAs, and real estate.
-$75,000,000 buys the portebello estate. see here: http://www.megadreamhomes.com/Home123164.html
-$40,000,000 for a yahct. like Paul Allen's Octopus.
-$54,000,000 will buy 360 Ferraris. one for each day of the year
-$8,000,000 for a porcshe 911 turbo, pimp RV, mercedes SL600 braubus edition, escalade, and other off-road toys.
-$50,000/ year salary to pay a chinese kid to walk around my house throwing firecrackers.
-$1 million for strippers to just walk around the house and entertain me and guests. nothin too sexual. just fun eye candy.
-$50,000,000 for private jet.
-$5 million for custom built reef tank. use your imagination!
-$20 million for my own private militia
-$50 million in political bribes
-$200 million to totally take care of my family
$479,000,000 left to go. wow this is fun! i'll hafta get back 2 ya on this...
-$1 billion to my church
-$1 billion into stocks, bonds, IRAs, and real estate.
-$75,000,000 buys the portebello estate. see here: http://www.megadreamhomes.com/Home123164.html
-$40,000,000 for a yahct. like Paul Allen's Octopus.
-$54,000,000 will buy 360 Ferraris. one for each day of the year
-$8,000,000 for a porcshe 911 turbo, pimp RV, mercedes SL600 braubus edition, escalade, and other off-road toys.
-$50,000/ year salary to pay a chinese kid to walk around my house throwing firecrackers.
-$1 million for strippers to just walk around the house and entertain me and guests. nothin too sexual. just fun eye candy.
-$50,000,000 for private jet.
-$5 million for custom built reef tank. use your imagination!
-$20 million for my own private militia
-$50 million in political bribes
-$200 million to totally take care of my family
$479,000,000 left to go. wow this is fun! i'll hafta get back 2 ya on this...