I'm getting a new next door neighbor...

spiderwoman

Active Member
Watch out.. one night when you least expect you are going to get a visit from the drug squad and they break down your door. Your yard is going to be swarming with cops and all because there was a blue glow showing from your living room window in the night.
 

digitydash

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Originally Posted by SpiderWoman
http:///forum/post/2655454
Watch out.. one night when you least expect you are going to get a visit from the drug squad and they break down your door. Your yard is going to be swarming with cops and all because there was a blue glow showing from your living room window in the night.
Luckily mine shuts off at 9pm lol and the sun just going down here.
 

ruaround

Active Member
the neighborhood would go to hell if the lady was all tattooed up... you would have to sue her for bringing down property values...
 

m0nk

Active Member
Wow, everyone needs to watch their karma.

Seriously, though, maybe if she starts the whole spying thing you should say to her "if yer gonna intrude in our lives, the least you could do is make us some cookies."
 

camfish

Active Member
If the new neighbor does become a pain, you can always do what Francine did on Arthur and make ghost noises next to her house...didn't work on the show, but maybe you'll have better luck.
 
Originally Posted by SpiderWoman
http:///forum/post/2655454
Watch out.. one night when you least expect you are going to get a visit from the drug squad and they break down your door. Your yard is going to be swarming with cops and all because there was a blue glow showing from your living room window in the night.
my neighbor breeds puppies so they have a red heat lamp. there was once actually a new neighbor who called the police because of it, but the communities small enough that the person on radio knew them.
 
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touchthesky00

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Originally Posted by m0nk
http:///forum/post/2655492
Wow, everyone needs to watch their karma.

Seriously, though, maybe if she starts the whole spying thing you should say to her "if yer gonna intrude in our lives, the least you could do is make us some cookies."
seems like a fair trade off
 

el guapo

Active Member
It makes me laugh that you are worried about the old lady moving in, Spying and gosiping .
Yet here you are gossiping about her and her daughter . You know about her yappy dog and your wondering why she needs such a big house.
Sounds like the pot calling the kettle black on this one .
I think it offical crimzys the nosey old neighbor lady .
 

el guapo

Active Member
Originally Posted by camfish
http:///forum/post/2655498
If the new neighbor does become a pain, you can always do what Francine did on Arthur and make ghost noises next to her house...didn't work on the show, but maybe you'll have better luck.

How old are you again ?
 

crimzy

Active Member
Originally Posted by EL GUAPO
http:///forum/post/2655527
It makes me laugh that you are worried about the old lady moving in, Spying and gosiping .
Yet here you are gossiping about her and her daughter . You know about her yappy dog and your wondering why she needs such a big house.
Sounds like the pot calling the kettle black on this one .
I think it offical crimzys the nosey old neighbor lady .

I'm not so much concerned about her gossiping as I am her generally just bothering me and complaining about nonsense. See EG, there is a neighborhood dynamic at work here. You may understand this when you move out of that cardboard box on the side of the road.

I have lived in very close proximity to several older people. And I do not want to be told that my garbage can is too close to the curb, my hedges need trimming, or that my dogs were barking at 9:00pm. I also don't want to help her with her groceries or see pictures of her family members from the '30's. Maybe I'm just a jerk but I like an amicable, yet distant relationship with my neighbors. JMO.
 
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