coral keeper
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190.How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.
191.Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
192.Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
193.Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
194.How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
195.If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
196.In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
197.Why can't donuts be square?
198.Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
199.What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?
200.If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
201.Why do overalls have bel loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?
202.Do people in prison celebrate halloween.... if so how?
203.Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
204.Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?
205.What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?
206.What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king?
207.Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms?
208.Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
209.How come cats butts go up when you pet them?
210.What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?
211.How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?
212.Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?
213.How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
214.Why do they call it the Department of ******** when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
215.Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?
216.Why are dogs noses always wet?
217.If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?
218.Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
219.Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation?
220.Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
221.If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?
222.Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
223.At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his a$$?
224.Do bald people get Dandruff?
225.Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
226.Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
227.If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
228.When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
229.Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
230.Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
231.If you blew a bubble in space would it pop?
232.Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
233.How come all of the planets are spherical?
234.How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn't just peel right off?
235.Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?
236.Why do they put holes in crackers?
237.What do people in China call their good plates?
238.How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
239.Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?
191.Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
192.Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
193.Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
194.How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
195.If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
196.In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
197.Why can't donuts be square?
198.Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
199.What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?
200.If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
201.Why do overalls have bel loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?
202.Do people in prison celebrate halloween.... if so how?
203.Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
204.Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?
205.What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?
206.What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king?
207.Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms?
208.Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
209.How come cats butts go up when you pet them?
210.What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?
211.How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?
212.Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?
213.How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
214.Why do they call it the Department of ******** when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
215.Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?
216.Why are dogs noses always wet?
217.If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?
218.Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
219.Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation?
220.Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
221.If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?
222.Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
223.At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his a$$?
224.Do bald people get Dandruff?
225.Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
226.Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
227.If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
228.When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
229.Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
230.Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
231.If you blew a bubble in space would it pop?
232.Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
233.How come all of the planets are spherical?
234.How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn't just peel right off?
235.Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?
236.Why do they put holes in crackers?
237.What do people in China call their good plates?
238.How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
239.Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?
