keleighr
Active Member
Originally Posted by jdragunas
ohhhh, you're going to get it now... hmmm, let's see...
2 little gremlins (one for each of you) who turn your houses into a disaster by stealing all of your left shoes, 1/2 of your socks, so you no longer have matches, cloggs your drain by shaving it's butt hair, leaves the toilet seat up so when to take a squat, you fall in, puts forks down the disposal, cuts holes in your underwear, writes vulgar messages on your forehead with permanent marker while you're sleeping, puts a "club" on the steering wheel in your car, sets your bathtub on fire, feeds the kids so much sugar, they'll never sleep again, AAAANNNDDD goes poo in your hat...
*insert coin*
I already have three of those, they're called children!!
4 feet of snow and no SHOVEL!!!
*insert coin*
ohhhh, you're going to get it now... hmmm, let's see...
2 little gremlins (one for each of you) who turn your houses into a disaster by stealing all of your left shoes, 1/2 of your socks, so you no longer have matches, cloggs your drain by shaving it's butt hair, leaves the toilet seat up so when to take a squat, you fall in, puts forks down the disposal, cuts holes in your underwear, writes vulgar messages on your forehead with permanent marker while you're sleeping, puts a "club" on the steering wheel in your car, sets your bathtub on fire, feeds the kids so much sugar, they'll never sleep again, AAAANNNDDD goes poo in your hat...
*insert coin*
I already have three of those, they're called children!!
4 feet of snow and no SHOVEL!!!
*insert coin*
