OK, here goes...
Yesterday, me and my wife go to breakfast at one of our regular places. We have a particular waitress... known her for a couple years... older lady, big and very friendly. Sometimes when we go in she gives us hugs as greetings.
So we eat and I have the baby on the booth next to me. As we finish the waitress says, something like "bye guys, have a good day" and leans over towards me. For some strange reason, I thought she was going for the cheek kiss goodbye. It was kind of weird but I figured who cares and puckered up. Well, she leans over to look at the baby and say goodbye to HER. So there I am, puckered up and feeling real stupid with my wife looking at me like I'm a lunatic. I felt so dumb that I couldn't even play it off and I just had to say something about it. My wife and I had a laugh attack for about 20 minutes after breakfast.
BTW, I think everyone in the restaurant happened to be watching at that time.
Crim (not the sharpest knife in the drawer) zy