Just a few questions

[darthtang aw]

IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
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WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
IF A DEAF PERSON SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HAND WITH SOAP?
IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO 'GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?'
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?
IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?
IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?
WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED 'HEMORRHOIDS' INSTEAD OF 'ASSTEROIDS'?
WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?
WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?

 

[mr. limpid]

LOL

now thats funny and if you don't think that is funny you can get out of here.

 

[darthtang aw]

if you are late to special ed class, will you be marked tardy?

 

[flower]

As always....you can make me laugh with the stuff you come up with, I needed that..... Thanks.

 

[darthtang aw]

Why are apartments so close together?
Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?
You know when you are driving and you notice one shoe on the road... whatever happened to the other shoe?
Why do we press harder on remote control buttons when we know the battery is dead?
When you have your picture taken with Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, does the guy inside the costume smile for the camera?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why does no one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning?
Why do sky divers wear helmets ?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why do banks charge you an 'insufficient funds' fee for money they already know you don't have?
If you are cross-eyed and dyslexic at the same time, would you see okay?
Why are there floatation device under plane seats, instead of parachutes?

 

[bigarn]

Happy to see I'm not the only one who's meds aren't working Darth.
big (out patient) arn

 

[mr. limpid]

Darth is bored, not much action on site as of late. But funny stuff Darth. I have the answer to the long waited question. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? The answer is YES. I wasn't there and my friend was in the woods and tree fell he said it made a loud crash, I believe him, he doesn't lie (because told me so).

 

[kiefers]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Limpid http:///t/392046/just-a-few-questions#post_3479647
Darth is bored, not much action on site as of late. But funny stuff Darth. I have the answer to the long waited question. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? The answer is YES. I wasn't there and my friend was in the woods and tree fell he said it made a loud crash, I believe him, he doesn't lie (because told me so).
Does a bear crap in the woods?

 

[spanko]

Is a snakes ass close to the ground?

 

[bang guy]

Not if it's in a tree.