Kewl Quotes!

[scotts]

Let me be the type of person that my dog thinks I am
ananymous bumper sticker.

 

[scotts]

Originally Posted by jacksdad
Listen, do you smell that?
Ray, Ghostbusters

Love that one!

 

[mrdc]

You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.
Mike Myers
Austin Powers: Goldmember

 

[emperor11]

GREAT quotes everybody! Here's mine for the day:
"The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty."

 

[zman1]

Opinions are like rear ends, everyone has one, just some are bigger than others.

 

[emperor11]

Originally Posted by zman1
Opinions are like rear ends, everyone has one, just some are bigger than others.
LOL!!!

^
That one was FUNNY!!!

 

[ray28576]

"Cry a river, build a bridge, and get the **** over it."
"Shoot for the moon, if you miss, you will still land amongst the stars."
One on the lighter side,
"Lifes like a dic*, Its not long until it gets hard."
LOL That will probably get deleted.

 

[ray28576]

Originally Posted by Emperor11
LOL!!!

^
That one was FUNNY!!!
That is a good one, The one I've heard like that is, "Opinions are like

[hr]
holes, everybody has one, and most stink." LMAO

 

[emperor11]

[QUOTE=Ray28576
"Shoot for the moon, if you miss, you will still land amongst the stars."
OMG!!! That is my FAVORITE quote of ALL time! I was going to do that one on Thursday!

 

[emperor11]

Originally Posted by Ray28576
"Shoot for the moon, if you miss, you will still land amongst the stars."
OMG!! I love that quote!! Its my FAVORITE quote of all time!! I was going to do that one Thursday!

 

[ray28576]

Its one of my favorites aswell.

 

[3m]

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." Dean Martin

 

[ray28576]

" I won't have a battle of witts with an unarmed person."

 

[ray28576]

"Shame on you if you full me once, Shame on me if you full me twice."

 

[mr.limpit]

Originally Posted by Ray28576
"Shame on you if you full me once, Shame on me if you full me twice."

isnt it fool me?

 

[zman1]

Originally Posted by Mr.limpit
isnt it fool me?

Mr. Limpit, as previously stated... Never have a battle of witts (wits) with an unarmed person

 

[zman1]

Ray, Just fun'en on you. We all do typos....

 

[dr. evil]

he who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger
chinese proverb

 

[ray28576]

Originally Posted by Mr.limpit
isnt it fool me?
I know English was never my strong point, ya didn't have to point it out. So here is a great quote from me to you.

"True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing."
"And in knowing that you know nothing, that makes you the smartest of all."
No offense taken though, you have a good eye.

 

[schneidts]

"Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead"
-Ben Franklin