Makeup

[yearofthenick]

You know what really grinds my gears? When my wife and I go to the store and she says she needs to buy makeup. Then she comes back with 15 things in her hands!!!
Don't lie to me! If you're going to get makeup, get one thing. If you're getting 15 things, tell me you're getting "makeups"... PLURAL!
lol.

 

[el guapo]

Originally Posted by YearOfTheNick
http:///forum/post/3004995
You know what really grinds my gears? When my wife and I go to the store and she says she needs to buy makeup. Then she comes back with 15 things in her hands!!!
Don't lie to me! If you're going to get makeup, get one thing. If you're getting 15 things, tell me you're getting "makeups"... PLURAL!
lol.

Then at the check out it comes up to at least 75$.

 

[jennythebugg]

i think makeup is plural - if she needed one item like powder she would prolly say hey hun i need to go grab some powder at least thats the way i always heard it

 

[jackri]

Know why women wear make up and perfume?
They're ugly and they smell bad.

 

[meowzer]

Originally Posted by jackri
http:///forum/post/3005123
Know why women wear make up and perfume?
They're ugly and they smell bad.
HMMM...Is that from personal experience

I do not think you should speak that in general...

 

[jackri]

My wife doesn't wear perfume and usually not make up except for some eye crap (I can never tell anyways).
Just a joke I heard a long time ago that I thought was a good place to share

 

[flower]

Originally Posted by jennythebugg
http:///forum/post/3005122
i think makeup is plural - if she needed one item like powder she would prolly say hey hun i need to go grab some powder at least thats the way i always heard it

Your right, I almost posted the same thing and decided to scroll down to see what others said.
I wasn't sure I should flaunt our superior intellect. Their little minds are so delicate, you know, and then there is the ego stoking thing.
Poor big burly things, trying wit to try and sound intelligent. They fail so miserably.

 

[flower]

Originally Posted by Flower
http:///forum/post/3005192
Your right, I almost posted the same thing and decided to scroll down to see what others said.
I wasn't sure I should flaunt our superior intellect. Their little minds are so delicate, you know, and then there is the ego stoking thing.
Poor big burly things, trying wit to try and sound intelligent. They fail so miserably.
I forgot this part!!!
JK

 

[darthtang aw]

Next time she does that, tell her you need to pick up some beer also, then come home with a keg..............

 

[darthtang aw]

Originally Posted by Flower
http:///forum/post/3005192
Your right, I almost posted the same thing and decided to scroll down to see what others said.
I wasn't sure I should flaunt our superior intellect. Their little minds are so delicate, you know, and then there is the ego stoking thing.
Poor big burly things, trying wit to try and sound intelligent. They fail so miserably.

And you wonder why (historically) most female world leaders have been killed...................

 

[jackri]

They're still trying to cover something up.
Guess guys have nothing to hide (but maybe they should)

 

[yearofthenick]

Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/3005198
Next time she does that, tell her you need to pick up some beer also, then come home with a keg..............
It's more like saying I need beer and coming back with half the hard liquor section. She leaves me thinking she's getting a single, inexpensive item, then returns with a handful of stuff filled with ink and fine sawdust, all for $12-$30 a piece. I'm getting jacked here!