Metro-$exual tendencies anyone?

crimzy

crimzy

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How far can you go before the ultimate man card revocation? I guess the distinction to be made is between taking care of oneself and sissy manness.
Men, confess your tendencies here and be judged by the group.
I have no problem with mine. I pluck my eyebrows and trim unwanted hair. When I had more time, I was a periodic fake-baker. I guess I should also come clean that I'm not scared to shave more than just my face.
I think that's it.
Alright man-jury, let me have it.
 
crimzy

crimzy

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Originally Posted by ruaround
http:///forum/post/2850463
and there is something wrong with taking care of yourself???
I guess it depends on how far you take it. For instance, man wearing too much jewelry is definitely call for revocation. As are tight, silk shirts. I'd also have to say that satin-esh or any type of fruity bedsheets are a no-no. But these are just my opinions of the rules.
 
ruaround

ruaround

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Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2850468
I guess it depends on how far you take it. For instance, man wearing too much jewelry is definitely call for revocation. As are tight, silk shirts. I'd also have to say that satin-esh or any type of fruity bedsheets are a no-no. But these are just my opinions of the rules.
agreed... but keeping well groomed is not a cause for mancard revocation...
 
lovethesea

lovethesea

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I can't stand men that have overly shaped/tweezed/waxed, nicer eyebrows than most women.
Getting rid of a few strays and the unibrow should be it. There is nothing wrong with a male taking care of business.
oh and no perms
 
miaheatlvr

miaheatlvr

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I dont use a LOOFA, I do clean up my UNIBROW, I highlight my hair.. and last but not least, I use NAIR for unwanted hair... but thats it!

REMEMBER, I had that thread on "IF ANYBODY USED NAIR"? ha ha ha ha
 
veni vidi vici

veni vidi vici

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these 2 Man Laws are important and i felt compelled to bring them up for debate:103. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (in fact, even remembering your best friend’s birthday is optional)
104. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriend’s cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.
Also it is NOT Acceptable Ever to wear bikini briefs EVER!.Only Boxer,Briefs,combo of the two or Commando is acceptable
 
miaheatlvr

miaheatlvr

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Originally Posted by Veni Vidi Vici
http:///forum/post/2850504
Also it is NOT Acceptable Ever to wear bikini briefs EVER!.Only Boxer,Briefs,combo of the two or Commando is acceptable

You mean the tighty whities are gonna have to go back in the drawer along with the underoos?

 
veni vidi vici

veni vidi vici

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Originally Posted by MiaHeatLvr
http:///forum/post/2850511
You mean the tighty whities are gonna have to go back in the drawer along with the underoos?


Tighty whities are briefs and are acceptable,Underoos are only acceptable if they have super heroes on them or a sports team..
 
groupergenius

groupergenius

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Wow,.....I never really knew what the metro thing was about. But it sounds like like a code word for "not out of the closet just yet"....
 
mie

mie

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Originally Posted by Veni Vidi Vici
http:///forum/post/2850532
Tighty whities are briefs and are acceptable,Underoos are only acceptable if they have super heroes on them or a sports team..
My wife makes fun of tighty whities so i rock the boxer briefs.
BTW whats wrong with using a loofa?
I trim the hair in the nether regions.
 
mboswell1982

mboswell1982

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Originally Posted by Veni Vidi Vici
http:///forum/post/2850504
Also it is NOT Acceptable Ever to wear bikini briefs EVER!.Only Boxer,Briefs,combo of the two or Commando is acceptable

whew, thank god LOL i shave the face, not like i used to in the corps, but, i do shave lol, but thats about it, i would show ya'll a pic, but your liable to call national geographic sayin u found a yeti LOL cause without a shirt, thats what i look like LOL but, oh well, its there for now, but, when its tattoo time, gotta shave it all off, so, ill be shaving the upper arms, back, an upper chest, along with sides of the head LOL
 
snakeblitz33

snakeblitz33

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I pluck my unibrow,...
I wear boxers or go commando. I brush my teeth, wear anti-perspirant, I work out to keep up my body and health. I get my hair cut at least once a month. I make sure my feet are clean and dry and all my fingernails and toenails are cut.
I don't know what else I do that could be considered metro.
 
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