MolaMola

loopy

loopy

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I gotta tell ya........after reading some of your threads and stories, you have me rotflmao so hard I am in pain. I just cannot believe how hysterical you are!!!!!!!!!! Wanna be my new best friend????? lol, you just make my day!!!
(And dear, after today....I needed a good laugh, THANK YOU)
 
molamola

molamola

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A Wave of Emotion
I will now describe in meticulous detail the range of emotions felt upon viewing this thread.
Emotion #1 (upon seeing my name in the subject): Holy S!@T!! A nervous fear and paranoia descended upon my head, causing me to wonder who I had ticked off, or what I had done wrong. I clicked on the thread with much apprehension, concerned that I was being kicked out of the board for loving Napoleon Dynamite in such a tender and sweet way.
Emotion #2 (upon seeing that someone thought I was funny and wanted to be my friend): Holy S!@T! Joy and rapture! I’m funny AND someone wants to be my friend! Should I quit my job and pursue a career as a comedian, or make it my life’s work to be a better personal essayist than David Sedaris? Perhaps I should audition for the next American Idol, or America’s Next Top Model, or The Apprentice, or Last Comic Standing, or Fear Factor, or The Great Race, or Survivor, or Queer Eye for the Straight Girl! The possibilities are endless! I should buy a laptop and go to Starbucks to begin the process of fulfilling my yet unknown destiny. I could write a kid’s book, with an urban flava, or MAKE THE OPRAH BOOK CLUB! Thank you Loopy for inspiring me!!!
Emotion #3 (upon seeing the response, “Um…Are you serious!?!?!): Damn. Screw my hopes and dreams. I’m late for work.
The End.
 
ophiura

ophiura

Active Member
Molamola, over our last bottle of "Cat Phee on some sort of New Zealand bush" promised me half her fortune already. So I am afraid there is already a bit of a line :)
 
molamola

molamola

Member
I don't remember saying that! But I don't remember saying a lot of things after a few glasses of wine. Man, if I split my fortune with you at the moment, we would both be below the poverty line. I'd audition for Survivor, but I'm not getting

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on the audition tape!
 
bang guy

bang guy

Moderator

Originally posted by MolaMola
I'd audition for Survivor, but I'm not getting

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on the audition tape!
Apparently you don't remember the audition you did last week.
 
molamola

molamola

Member
Haha very funny! I gave up drinking for Lent and since my calendar is ten years old, Ash Wednesday was two weeks ago, therefore, I couldn't have auditioned for Survivor and not known it!:nope:
 
ophiura

ophiura

Active Member
Ok, Ok...so it wasn't SURVIVOR that you auditioned for last week. I know you well enough to know the word games.
 
molamola

molamola

Member
You're right Ophiura, it was The Apprentice. I wanted The Donald to know about my ASSets. Thanks for letting me borrow your camcorder by the way.
 
molamola

molamola

Member
Alright, near heartattack happening here. I didn't know what I was going to see when I clicked that link. Nice little joke there. I applaud your wicked and evil sense of humor
Now it is time to change the subject back to fish. Our next subject is going to be:
Asthmatic Lungfish
Talk amongst yourselves.
 
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