Momma said

[shogun323]

Originally Posted by Rylan1
http:///forum/post/2645126
Mama Said Knock You Out!
Rylan, remember the video for that song? LL had these huge balls of deoderant under each arm. It was a bit distracting. While I am not a fan of rap, you gotta love LL.

 

[michael1972]

Moma said if you aint got it in the hips pick it up with the lips.
If a girls feet are rusty crusty or dusty she is nasty becuse that is the first thing in the tub and last thing out!

 

[alix2.0]

Originally Posted by sharkbait9
http:///forum/post/2644360
Or my mom (an Italian women too) you can run but my hair brush fly’s faster then you can run.

i like that

 

[sharkbait9]

Originally Posted by alix2.0
http:///forum/post/2645164

i like that
yeah its true too. I tried to test her theory of aeronautics of a brush. Some how those bristles become like ailerons and could go around the walls and smash me good.

 

[tizzo]

Ummm...
You don't tug on superman's cape.
You don't spit into the wind.
You don't pull that mask off that ol' lone ranger.
and you don't mess around with Jim.
Oh wait.
Maybe that was Croche.

 

[tizzo]

But she did say that if she pulled the car over, God would help her...
I believe her exact words were, "So help me God, if I hafta pull this car over..."

 

[bdhutier]

She used to say that Republicans are *insert word that starts with "B" and rhymes with "Astards."*
Come to find out I was adopted, with an unknown bio-father.
100% True.

 

[sepulatian]

Originally Posted by Rylan1
http:///forum/post/2645126
Mama Said Knock You Out!
Since this thread started that was all that I was thinking

 

[nano reefer]

Originally Posted by COWFISHRULE
http:///forum/post/2643946
dont eat yellow snow.
smart idea
Originally Posted by nacl freak
http:///forum/post/2643953

and have you?
yes, but without the snow
Originally Posted by COWFISHRULE
http:///forum/post/2643956
yes, on a bet.
wasnt as bad as i thought it would be.
ditto, and a lot worse than i thought it would be.

 

[nano reefer]

whining is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but you dont get anywhere.
you look like a monkey humpin' a cupkake
you're as useful as a bull with t!ts

 

[dsbdude]

Mommomomma said...alligators are angry because they got all them teeth but no toothbrush!

 

[louti]

Mama said happiness comes from magic rays of sun that shine down on you when you're feeling blue.

 

[alix2.0]

whenever i see this thread i think about forrest gump. lol
Mama always said "There's an awful lot you can tell about a person by their shoes." Where they're going. Where they've been. I've worn lots of shoes. I bet if I think about it real hard I could remember my first pair of shoes. Mama said they would take me anywhere. She said they were my magic shoes.