Children, including mine, like to say the word "BEATING" when you give them a spanking. My daughter talks all the time about how she gets "beat". This is where she threatened to call the police and tell them. She knew I wasn't playing when I told her that "Trust me, I will make it so worth it if I go to jail"
I also told her she would go to Foster care while I went on vacation. Shoot, cooked meals, lay around all day and read. USed to be you could work out too if you wanted. Do laundry every now and then, only if "they" let you!! Man, for me, that is a straight vacation.